Inverurie 

Town in the North East of Scotland like Aberdeen built of granite but unlike Aberdeen not populated by scummy toonsers.

By far the centre of the entire universe. Home of rich English wankers and violent wankers. Dont go out on the weekend unless you want to be battered by 40 and 50 year olds who think there still 16. The local school produced true Scottish heroes like Richard Arnold, Peter Nicol and that boy Callum who shoved a toilet brush up his arse and had a wank over gay porn.....in his work toilets. Barry Robson also went there but he died as a Scot the day he signed for Celtic.

Inverurie is my home and truly the greatest place in the entire world, kicks the shite oot of any other North East town especially Meldrum, Rothie and the cunts in Kemney

Person:Want to go out in Inverurie on Saturday?
Second Person: Aye i am tired of living anyway

Inverurie by Rurieloon September 11, 2009

Inverurie Oven 

When a man willingly has his head clingfilmed to a lady’s bare bum, effectively “sealing in the freshness,” before she lets rip a series of farts that slow-cook him like a supermarket chicken.

Considered by locals to be the traditional mating ritual of Inverurie, often performed after a few pints and a kebab, and said to “bind two souls tighter than industrial clingfilm.”

Usually accompanied by soggy farts, muffled giggling, and one mate in the corner shouting, “It’s nae over till the clingfilm rips!"

“Dave didn’t make it to the pub last night — apparently, he was getting an Inverurie Oven from his new girlfriend. Lucky loon!"

“You know it’s love when Grant asked for seconds of the Inverurie Oven — romantic or tragic?”

“Sally dumped Paul ‘cause he wouldn’t try an Inverurie Oven. She said he wasn’t ‘husband material.’”

“Lads, I swear I nearly passed out — she gave me an Inverurie Oven deluxe after curry night.”

“Tourists think the East Aquhorthies Stone Circle is Inverurie’s biggest attraction. Locals know it’s the ass ovens.”

Inverurie Oven by Thon bus driver August 29, 2025

interfriendtion 

an intervention for a close friend

Hey Kori, we need to have an interfriendtion ASAP.

interfriendtion by Candahsay November 24, 2010

Interfriendtion 

When you need to have an intervention with a shitty friend to make them a better one.

Gary is such a shitty friend. We need to stage an interfriendtion.

Interfriendtion by Casa De Ramsonini April 23, 2010

Inverarity  

A Scottish name. But also a name for a large rolly polly male who has so much wisdom many refer to him as the Buda. It is rumoured that he has Jedi powers, has the ability to bring down a fully grown dragon and can eat all the food in a banquet meal for 602 people.

I went to see Inverarity about my problem....he is so wise...after 5 minutes the infectious rash down stairs was gone.

Inverarity by Brian Ried May 1, 2008

Interfriention

Similar to an intervention but one on one and friend to friend.

Sarah had to pull an interfriention when buzzed Emily tried to go home with the 300lb wedding DJ

Interfriention by wikipervs.com June 26, 2018

interfriend 

An interfriend is a friend you meet on the Internet.

Noob OMGZORZ, MY INTERFRIENDZ ARE LEIK ONLINEZORZ!!!111!!!11 YAYZORZ!!1!!1111!111one!!11

Me Get a life you fucknut.

interfriend by drumSTICKS January 9, 2009