index finger

A finger yes a finger nothing else
What did you expect

This is my index finger

by If fat mama February 25, 2017

index toe

the second toe from your big toe

my index toe is longer than my big toe

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

the marble index

A truly Canadian band with a truly Canadian sound. They are not know beyond the borders and are sometimes called pussies by the Canadians because it has suddenly become cool to hate on Canadian bands.
They mostly produce up-beat love songs with catchy tunes and slurred words that make the lead singer seem drunk all the time.
An over-all fairly decent band.

The Marble Index is Canadian all the way, yo...

by x_sun_child_x September 30, 2005

First Index

1--A pit of torturous hell, unending shit of Boiling gaseous fumes.
2-- A violent end with no future in sight.

I would rather have uncontrollable diarrhea and drink a bucket of AIDS, then work at First Index!

by Joe Lyons July 10, 2003

circumference index

This is the distance around a girl. If it is too high, move on.

Usually measured in what you can touch when you put your arms around a girl.

1 = Upper Arms
2 = Elbows see elbow theory
3 = Fore arms
4 = Hands
5 = Nothing

She's hitting a 2 on the circumference index.

by Jmp85uk April 22, 2008

Fatman Index

A variation of the heat index for weather. The fatman index measures how well each person handles the heat. Some people don't mind the heat, others fear it like grim death. The worse you handle heat, the higher the fatman index. This is based on the real lazy fat man who hates the heat and sweats like a pig. Originates from the area of Genoa, Illinois.

"This heat is terrible! fatman index is through the roof!"

"Better not go outside. It's hot and humid, not to mention the fatman index."

by The Ripper April 1, 2005

Stabby Index

The numerical value given to how Stabby one is feeling at a particular moment. Ranges would exist on a 1-200 range with 100, of course, being average.

My dog is depressed, my girlfriend broke up with me, my parents bought a screechy bird which keeps me up all night and my job demands I walk on water to be an average employee!! My Stabby index = 175 right now!

by Orangeblood97 March 24, 2011