by Mike Samuels (not really) April 8, 2005
Get the insurrection mug.Someone who decides how much he/she wants to use violence and tear apart government and society solely based on the consequences that come to them personally when others react to their actions, particularly in relation to the insurrectionists who stormed the US Capitol building on January 6, 2021, openly bragged about their participation and pride in their actions in online forums and social media, and then declared that they "regret" their actions after being arrested. It could apply to anyone who wants to cause chaos and tear apart or upend society for any reason but declares a sudden complete reversal upon realizing that others are not in favor of it and that there will be personal consequences for them. The implication is that the consequences and disapproval of others are the main/only reason for their stated regret or the reversal of their position. Related words: Schrodinger's asshole, Schrodinger's idiot
Newscaster: The man, one of many who stormed the Capitol building during the riots on January 6th, has been fired from his job and, if convicted, faces at least ten years in prison. His wife has declined to comment and has stated that she is filing for divorce. The man will be pleading "not guilty" and says that he "regrets" his actions that day. He insists that he did not actually enter the building itself, although he did post a video on Facebook last week of himself standing under the rotunda, screaming, "I have no regrets!" (shows video)
Viewer: Wow. Talk about Schrodinger's insurrectionist!
Viewer: Wow. Talk about Schrodinger's insurrectionist!
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Get the Insurrection Barbie mug.The Insurrection sought to intervene against the government owners' ever-increasing skimming operation.
by Objective-Reason Daddy April 6, 2023
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friend 2: all of them are incorrectn't
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by n0b0dy cares October 4, 2023
Get the incorrectn't mug.It's not an insurrection. It's your politicians and punditry prioritizing THEIR LIVES over the lives of your kids and YOU prioritizing YOUR lives over mind. And you expect ME to do the opposite and I'm not going to do it. THEY KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOUR KIDS AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I TOLD THEM!
Hym "And now they are lying about an insurrection. The pundits are squandering and abusing their ✌️✊️✌️✊️ editorial discretion✌️✊️✌️✊️ and the politicians are using them as a FLASHBANG to quietly steal AI from me and leave you to whatever fate they dictate from the top down!"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
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