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Gort

Noun
A general sound muchlike the sound made of stepping in a wet sneaker, mud, or passing gas. typically inferring the sound is "wet" or "moist."
Verb
(of a person or thing) make a noise that is of a swampy or sloshy characteristic.
1: I was walking through the wet snow; it went, "gort, gort, gort."
2. Andrew: man! whats that smell?
Silas: sorry, I gorted.....
by chunkysilas June 24, 2022
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GORT: a person who goes into a bathroom right after someone takes a dump to smell it
It’s so weird, have you ever noticed that John is always going into the bathroom right after someone comes out? Yeah, he’s a total gort.
by Sappahire September 30, 2021
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A terrifying creature of several magnitudes.

his crimes include:

-Several counts of murder
-The authorization of exterminating several races and ethnicity's
(the list goes on)
Oh no its GORT!!!
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puff a gort

by Foothills November 19, 2012
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When Your pillow is cold and soft, you would like to ört it.
Oo, ört My pillow is gorte
by Sarrios September 29, 2018
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Gort is a busy busy cockroach who was once sprinkled with cheetos as he slowley died. Gort is the GOD of theater in starlight mythology who died trying to avenge his family against the mouse king he failed though and now he lays hidden in the in a secret place in starlight theater in silver city forever remembered by the starlight theatre
GORT!!!!
by Moldy jellybean June 12, 2025
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The area on a circumcised penis between the head and shaft under the remaining foreskin.
My gort is so sensitive after gooning for hours.
by Sammy1230 August 26, 2024
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