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stoned in

not being able to leave the house bcuz you are too stoned ..similiar in nature to being snowed in or rained in -- except instead of snow or rain impeding your departure it's being too stoned.
ME: Bro, i dont think im gonna make it over ...im stoned in right meow.

OTHER PERSON: no worry, beef curry.
by skojoe40 August 15, 2010
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Stoned In

Am stoned in me lad. Am stoned in me.
by tezz June 14, 2008
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Sonephew-in-law

Sonephew-in-law: where your nephew married your daughter aka his first cousin.
Auntie: I guess I can call you my Sonephew-in-law.
by Sakurakage June 26, 2023
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stones in pocket

To put stones in one's pockets means one is going to commit suicide. This term comes from the method of suicide employed by Virginia Woolf when she put a large stone in her pocket and walked into a river to drown herself.
That concert was so boring I was about to put stones in my pockets.
by Tracey December 28, 2003
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Pain in the stones

Pain in the stones (Stones) being slang for balls
by WillMassDestruction October 8, 2009
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sword in the stoned

The act of smoking marijuana as well as engaging in a King Arthur sexual role play with a partner.
My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.
by TheScoobiestDoo December 4, 2019
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People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

A phrase one can say meaning people should not criticize others for faults that they have themselves
Zach told me I had bad taste in music. I replied by telling him that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
by katie was here November 19, 2007
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