Put me in a box

Society's attempt to force people to conform and act/appear like normal people.

People are trying to put me in a box because I am just too punk.

Do not dare to try to put me in a box or I will schpunk all over you.

They tried putting me in a box by shunning me.

by massive erection3 September 25, 2010

I'm in a box

When your life is extremely busy, and all you want is to go to Plant City, FL for the strawberry fest, but all you can accomplish is to walk a line and a curve for days because you can't even get your shoe laces in right. Every time you get up, you get stuck like a turtle and then get your ass smacked and your only reaction is blurting out "baklava". In reality, all you need is another shot of whiskey. . . Yaaaa!

"I'm in a box. Let me out, Let me out"

by stucklikeaturtle March 4, 2013

Jesus Christ in a box

An exclamation you say when someone you depended on totally screws something up or you're faced with something that obviously just f*cked up your plans.

My sister to her husband-

"Jesus Christ in a Box, Michael! I said get the Playtex Supers in cardboard Tampons!... grrr Damnit!..."

by Kizzle: The Konqueror March 4, 2009

Happiness in a box

Cats
Chocolate
Porn
cats with porn
porn with chocolate
cats with chocolate

Man, i went to this restaraunt, it was happiness in a box, it was so good.

by lil November 9, 2004

pwnage in a box

Born from the mess of a word that is "pwnage". Pwnage meaning ownage, or overall dominance over poorer players in an online game, or simply something that is really cool. Pwnage can also be used to express that somethng is really cool.

e.g. "i just got given a PC for christmas!!"
"pwnage!"

However, the term "pwnage in a box" was created simply to say that something is really, really good! Or in gaming terms, that you have just really, really, owned someone.

e.g. "i just killed a lv 100 and didnt lose any hp :-)"
"dude.... that is pwnage in a box"

Player one: "I just pwned that noob and got all his stuff"
Player two: "pwnage in a box"

by pwnerator January 7, 2007

Ox in a Box

An awkward situation that one has been "boxed" into.

For the most severely awkward situations.

"... and when I got back to my room, they were having sex on my bed and refused to leave."
"That's supes ox in a box."

by MumbleBear March 26, 2010

Dick in a Box

When the male genitals also known as penis, cock, cockswain, rooster, dick predicament, Armstrong, Jareth, doodle, projectile, willy, putz, Fixter, Cooner, phallus, pee pee, wee wee, prick, private part, wang, wiener,mojo, etc dick. A Dick in a Box, commonly occurs when the male penis is detached from the balls and positioned with great care and precision into a box, as long as the lid is placed on the box it will be named under the term Dick in a Box.

When Joe Cockup died his will pacifically specified that his dick was to be detached from his balls and preserved as a Dick in a Box for later generations, "it seems that a Dick in a Box is a common think these days.

by Yo Bro July 31, 2013