Illiterate

Chingy,that crappy lil pop rapper who can't spell!

Right Thurr("there" you stupid motherfucker)!

Holidae Inn(It's Holiday Inn genius)!

by Nite August 1, 2004

illiterate

People who cannot read or write

90% of people on Internet are illiterate

by messer May 8, 2005

iBlister

A blister, callus, or sore you get on the tip of your index finger. Specifically from the repeated tapping, swiping and general touching that occurs while using an iPad, iPhone, or other touch screen (this includes Androids and Microsoft touch screens). Other than putting down the touch device and letting it heal on it's there is no known cure

Ouch, my finger hurts, because I have and iBlister. I really need to break my addiction to candy crush.

by grizzlyjack May 31, 2013

illest

The maddest, sickest, best shit.

So Who are You: "The illest raw-digger rapping Brick-City, if I'm lying may the lord come and strike my left titty."

by Diego August 31, 2003

illithid

the formal name for a Mindflayer, an androgenous humanoid with great psionic ability and a tentacled face. the Illithids diet consists almost exclusively of sentient being's brains

last night playing D&D we were nearly killed by an Illithid

by Yog Sothoth April 13, 2005

Illiterate

A moron with the approximate education of a fly at best.

Illiterate guy no. 1: Hay hw is evRe1?
Me: Pardon?
Illiterate guy no. 1: uh WTF DUS TAT MEEN?
Me: Sorry, I do not understand.
Illiterate guy no. 1: WTF DUS TAT TINN MEEN!!??????!11111111ONE///
Me: Nevermind.

by Arkracer November 25, 2004

Computer Illiterate

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To not understand computers, and to be unable to perform simple tasks with them.

The term also refers to those who do know know simple computer related terms or software applications, such as Microsoft Word.

This term does not extend to understanding 1337 speak or to those who aren't h4x0rs

Mitchell: Yo Johnny! Been h4x0ring any b0x0rs?

Johnny: Wah?

Mitchell: Oh, yer, you are computer illiterate.

Johnny: Wah?

by Unknown [to an extent] December 28, 2005