Instastalk

When someone you have just met friends or messages you on facebook via smartphone during the time it took you to leave the bar and get home.

"Holy sh*t, she instastalked me. I can't decide if that's cool or not."

Or

"Don't friend her yet, your too close to instastalk territory."

by Drewsmits February 9, 2010

Instaslam

Sexual intercourse with a hipster; usually occurs in the context of a one night stand but the term refers to hipster sex generally.

Bro 1: Did you sleep with that hipster girl from Friday's party? I saw you guys sharing a tall boy of PBR.
Bro 2: Instaslammed her! Mad awkward though, she's in Art 403 with me.

by Brosephilus February 23, 2013

Instapapered

When Apple takes the features of an existing third-party product and makes it part of its OS.

Growl just got Instapapered by Mountain Lion.

by gurtu April 18, 2012

instagrapple

When shit goes down in the comments section of your Instagram photos

Damn, I really wish stardust1738 would stop leaving Instagrapple comments on all my photos!

by squidneyshark November 5, 2015

instashade

When you don't like an Instagram because they have already received "enough" likes. Their Instagram post is not worthy of your like. You have no more "likes" to give.

Johnny was scrolling through Instagram and realized Sally had a picture of the sky posted, with an ominous cloud. He thinks, I could have watched this on the weather channel and she has already received 89 likes, does she really need 90? Johnny throws Instashade and scrolls past, a sly smile across his face as he judges the next post.

by Ryno13 October 13, 2016

instastan

An Instagram page created by a Stan and dedicated to a respective fandom. This allows for the separation of Stan content from rinsta content.

I know my friends are sick of me posting about Taylor Swift all the time so I created an instastan and now my feed is all tay errday!

by gifwiththetimes August 21, 2019

instasmash

Instasmash is the most popular smash bros tournament on Instagram. It's held once-twice a year and invites 100 nintendo/smash bros instagrammers. The main host is Instagrammer @smashbrosmemes but many more staff are involved such as streamers and artists.

You have been invited to instasmash!

by senate64 December 31, 2019