Impastracatilized

To be surprised or to have sympathy. A large male bear.

I felt impastracatilized bye the huge surprise party my friends threw me. A impastracatilized comes to stalk ts pray.

by Rachel L April 28, 2008

Impatient Flusher

A person who flushes the toilet while they are peeing expecting to finish peeing prior to the conclusion of the flush only to find their strong stream goes longer than expected.

I hear Steve flush the toilet, but when I go in there the water's yellow. He's an impatient flusher.

by T Macalicious November 4, 2013

impsticks

A person who would sell your soul to the devil and pretend it was his own.

We should probably stop Impsticks

by Impsticks August 6, 2017

Impatient Daan

Someone who doesn’t want to listen and wants to skip to the point. Typically a Dutch man who has little tolerance for people who do things or speak in a slower and focused manner.

Person 1:
‘Which way do you drive to Anouk’s?’

Person 2

‘Well, there are three different routes depending on what day of the week or time, due to traffic, but the easiest route at the moment is to take the road via Rick’s....

Person 2 Interrupted by Person 1

Person 1

‘No, no, no, no, no, surely not, Rick lives the opposite direction from Anouk's. You should drive via Fleur's place, that’s the best route.

Person 2

‘Can’t you just a listen to me? I’m trying to explain the reason why I drive via Rick’s. Stop being an ‘Impatient Daan’.

Person 1

Let me finish! Please stop being an Impatient Daan.

by Toffee&Pecan January 1, 2019

Impastacide

To destroy a fat pasta

Carley went to Olive Garden and commited impastacide to her fettuccine.

by Ur-Mom March 5, 2019

Impatience

Literally anyone named Rene

Rene's impatience thrives whenever faced with any confrontation

by Willy wanker the third February 13, 2021

impative

incompetent, stupid, useless

OMG! He is totally impative! He can't even tie his own shoelaces.

by The real Ogre May 3, 2021