Improvising

Not planning on what you're going to say but saying stuff that comes to your head from past experiences.

I never know how I'm going to explain how something that happened to me but when I start speaking the improvising starts to kick in.

by Unchartedterritory July 31, 2016

improper root

A maths-based joke that refers to working towards, but not completely achieving, getting a root. It is essentially a failed attempt to tune or woo a female.

1. "Nah look... I didn't actually root her. It was more of an improper root."

"So nothing happened then."

"Uh... nah, we just chatted."
2. "Old mate Will got an improper root last night."

by YaBoiMattyMC October 7, 2017

improper fraction

A term used to describe the figure of an individual, typically a woman's, in which the torso is larger than the legs. Often used to describe how a person looks while wearing skinny jeans or leggings; popularized primarily on TikTok in 2022.

Commenter: I need to get rid of all my skinny jeans... they make me look like an improper fraction.

by charmtapioca February 13, 2023

Integrity of Improv

The preservation of the sacred and universally recognized values of improvisational theatre. It applies to both the performance of improv and the conduct of an improv troupe.

Man #1: Hey man, I thought of a really funny joke. I might save it for a show

Man #2: INTEGRITY OF IMPROV!

Man #1: Whoa, calm down! I'll forget it. But can I bring my friend to the party AFTER the show?

Man #2; INTEGRITY OF IMPROV!

by Phrank of Improv 101 November 22, 2010

New and Improved

An american adverising term invented some time dring the course of television history.

Now widely regarded with contempt for the utterly intelligence insulting nonsensical term it is.

"New and improved Whammo juice!!! A refreshing carboanted drink that doubles as an industrial cleaning agent!!!"

"Wait... how can it be new AND improved? You can't improve on something new, since to improve something implies revising something exisiting..."

by EducatedChav June 17, 2009

improv

improvisational theater, performances where the material is improvised on the spot while they already in progress.

I don't think we are ready for improv yet.

by The Return of Light Joker February 11, 2009

Improperganda

Willfully misrepresenting information for political gain.

Fox News Channel engaged in improperganda when it labeled Mark Foley as "(D-FL)" during its newscast covering the scandal; he's a Republican, not a Democrat!

by Vlad the Impaler October 4, 2006