Impeachment

The public ceremony conducted in the senate where a peach is inserted into the President's anus.

That Nancy Pelosi stuffed the biggest peach I've ever seen up old Donny's bum pipe at his second impeachment! It was great!

by Cheezybrgrz January 13, 2021

impeachment

When a Fruitcake is served.

Further explanation: when someone who is rather nutty is served summons for court.

B: "Did you see the news?"

C: "No?"

B: "Trump is facing impeachment."

by BennieSilver January 17, 2020

Impeach cobbler

Delicious desert best served cold, like revenge. Only "45" calories, and comes with printed warning " could cause pain and sometimes death for rednecks and trumptards".

At the Red Hen restaurant:

Customer: "What's good for dessert?"

Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"

Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."

Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018

Impeaching Bush

verb, To shave/remove all pubic hair from your genitals and surrounding areas.

John: Finally! What took you so long?
Steve: Sorry man, I have a date tonight and I'm hoping to score, so I was impeaching bush

by TheDood775 November 13, 2009

impeach 45

Impeach the 45th President. When saying "his" name, causes tremendous acid reflux, causing you to throw up a little bit in your mouth, this is a plausible alternative. However, Impeach 45 is only a placebo, and will not remove that bad taste in your mouth. The cure lies in voting during midterm elections.

Impeach TRUM!@#$%... sorry, I character vomited a little. Impeach 45. That's better, but I still don't like the taste.

by superdada July 3, 2018

Imporched

A pool that is in a porch that is roofed.

The pool is imporched

by Mark James March 20, 2021

Impeach

As Dr. Samuel L. Johnson said to those he was commissioned to write the first English dictionary for (obviously becoming the first English lexicographer) that he wanted them to be aware that language was a living entity which means it something that grows. Therefore, he was making the point that what he was being commissioned to do was something that would reach the place it would one day be out of date and require updating to make new words available to be included. Therefore, it's not healthy education to just accept words or non dictionaries for the sake of making it simpler for the simple minded. How words are used in their day doesn't make them legitimate. So if Clinton was impeached by the dictionary you were going by (if read further down )only leads to the question. Which impeached was he? You should say he was impeached but it never went to the judiciary hearings to determine if he would be removed from office. If I'm not mistaking that would be the senate. Grammar or anything associated with it that is unacceptable in upscale schools, Ivy League schools, or by an attorney on the level of a Roy Black, or Alan Dershowitz isn't fit for this nation. Our country has been dumbed down enough by the last two Republican presidents, reality tv which dominates our airwaves and stupid commercials with too much dancing which has nothing to do with the product and cute kids who know more than the parents.

Impeach Trump.

by allshepp August 14, 2018