Ikea

the place where Swedish children go when they fail at school and there parents disassemble them into the package

child: dad what are you doing

dad: you failed so your going back to where you came from

child: were is that?

dad: IKEA

by That Swedish Meatball March 5, 2017

Ikea

A furniture which started in sweden. Americans think it has high class furniture that is trendy and fashinable. But it Sweden Ikea is like buy furniture from target

Lady- Hey the couch looks nice, where did you get it?

Other lady- Oh i got it from Ikea.

Lady- Oh ya how much did you pay for that P.O.S.

by Daniel Becklund January 18, 2009

Ikea

The nastiest sex position known to man. Originating in Sweden, it requires at least 3 men and all must be extremely flexible. In fact, it takes people several days to recover from it.

We started off with Kaitlyn pulling the train, but then Justin came, so we decided to do the Ikea.

by AL2009 July 28, 2009

Ikea

Swedish home furnishing store. I don't find the directions that difficult to be honest.

I have had the same red Ikea table since 2005.

by This is my handle okay July 23, 2021

ikea

Ikea The New Place of Worship.

10 Years ago Sunday was for Chapel Now Sunday is IKEA Day.............

by CrazyJedi April 3, 2005

Ikea

Somebody who seems to find some use for every useless thing sold at Ikea, a furniture store.

"Tom! Don't You think the FLARSEKAD would look great in my office? I really need a chrome paperweight."
"Dammit Honey. You're such an Ikea."

by AlexFinkz December 16, 2008

Ikea

When a guy has no experience in relationships and is a "fixer upper." He needs a lot of work and remodeling, so he's an "Ikea."

I've dated enough to know that I don't do "Ikeas."

by AprilVirage July 24, 2008