Intard

A not-so-useful intern incapable of performing the simplest of tasts.

who hired this intard !" or "that summer hire is intarded when is he going back to school?"

by tobywords June 27, 2010

iTard

an incompetent iPhone owner that relies on more experienced users to effectively utilize their pocket pc

Look at that iTard that has to hand his iPhone to his wife or brother to perform any operations.

by Shzae March 13, 2010

itard

One who retards their senses through the use of information technology( ipods, laptops etc.) inadvetertantly causing harm to themselves or others.

Bill: wtf , some dumb Itard just knocked me off the sidewalk.

Itard: Did I just hit something (keeps listening to dumb emo music)?

by itard hater February 6, 2008

iTard

one who lacks the knowledge to actually work and iPod or any electronic device.

"Honey, I can't seem to figure out how to turn my mp3 player on"
"Jeeze you're iTarded"

by cwoofdog500 December 20, 2009

Intardation

When a person pretends to be mentally or physically retarded or handicapped to avoid having to do something.

Teacher: Johnny will you please clean the white-board for me?
Johnny: Uhh yus teecher.
Johnny then pulls out a banana and eats it with the peel on.
Teacher: Johnny I know your not retarded, that's just what I call intardation.

by Your ugly next door neighbour April 9, 2010

intard

A combination of insane and retard. A title given to only the most fucked up and crazy people you know.

Trying to land on people from a building to kill them: Insane
Trying to bounce by wrapping yourself in rubber bands: Retarded.
Thinking you'll survive landing on someone from 5 stories up because you're wrapped in rubber bands: Intarded.

Lisa is so intarded she tried to make shoes out of banana's to be taller.

by GiantChiprel January 12, 2012

iTard

Thought to originally be coined as an offensive term towards mac/apple junkies. It has since evolved into an offensive term towards anyone by means of the internet. The prefix "i" has now infested into many other words as well; such as iFag, iFuck, etc.

I can't believe this iTard is tryin' to hack me.

by b1naryatr0phy August 19, 2009