Something fanboys get when they watch Apple Keynotes, go to Apple Stores, play with their iPhones, etc. Ends with the iJaculation of hot, sticky money.
Person 1: "Did you watch the new Apple Keynote from the other day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it gave me a total iBoner so I went And iJaculated all over the Apple Store at the mall."
Person 2: "Yeah, it gave me a total iBoner so I went And iJaculated all over the Apple Store at the mall."
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Woman: What happened to your big arms and the six pack abs you had in your MySpace photos?
Man: Ohhhh... those photos weren't of my body. That was my iBod.
Man: Ohhhh... those photos weren't of my body. That was my iBod.
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When processed through the body, Ibotenic Acid is converted into Muscimol which makes you trip. This conversion can cause one to sweat, and create a feeling of nausea depending on how the mushroom is consumed. Consuming the wet mushroom WILL NOT work; it is generally made into a powder.
Ibotenic Acid is commonly contained in Amanita mushrooms. This includes but is not limited to the Amanita Muscaria (Super Mario Toadstool Mushroom), Amanita Crenulata, or Amanita Pantherina; (variation Multisquamosa, etc.)
When processed through the body, Ibotenic Acid is converted into Muscimol which makes you trip. This conversion can cause one to sweat, and create a feeling of nausea depending on how the mushroom is consumed. Consuming the wet mushroom WILL NOT work; it is generally made into a powder.
Ibotenic Acid is commonly contained in Amanita mushrooms. This includes but is not limited to the Amanita Muscaria (Super Mario Toadstool Mushroom), Amanita Crenulata, or Amanita Pantherina; (variation Multisquamosa, etc.)
"Last night I ate some of that wet mushroom containing the Ibotenic Acid and this morning I was shitting flames!"
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"Yo, I just bought an iBong last night, and the fucker crashed on me, I had to restart it, and by the time I got it running again I was flacid"
"I love my iBong, it's the greatest thing since the ipud"
"I love my iBong, it's the greatest thing since the ipud"
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