a.i.d.s.

Alcohol Induced Diarrhea Syndrome. Often caused by a night out drinking which causes the next morning to be spent on the throne.

I got so wasted last night that I've had A.I.D.S. all morning.

by duk3dog January 11, 2008

A.I.D.S.

Way back in the dark eighties, there was a band, M.O.D., which stood for Method of Destruction. They were the orig right wing hate band. On one of their albums, which may have been called Speak English or Die, they had a song called, A.I.D.S., which stood for Anally Inflicted Death Sentence.

The lyrics of M.O.D.'s A.I.D.S. go something like, "that's what you get for having a penis up your ass. Anally inflicted death sentence."

by Dakota Bill G March 15, 2005

Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.)

When a person dies quickly and unexpectedly.

Jerry: 'What did he die of?'

Mike: 'Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.). His parachute didn't open and he died on contact.'

Jerry: 'Shitty.'

by jonnywords October 27, 2011

A.I.D.S.

The downside of being a pimp. (This applies to all std's)

You have A.I.D.S. pimp

by bapaboiyhowardsternspenis June 22, 2014

A.I.D.S

A-Rod Indeed Does Suck

A.I.D.S speaks for itself. Statistics are like bikins they show you alot but don't show you everything. If you can't hit in the clutch then you suck!

by Mr. Joe August 24, 2006

A.I.D.S

Acronym for Amboy Is Dying Slowing. Amboy being short for Perth Amboy, NJ highest AIDS count in Middlesex County.

Guy 1: Yo, that girl from Perth Amboy is bangin'

Guy 2: You know what A.I.D.S. stands for right?

Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Amboy Is Dying Slowly. Stay away from them skanks before your dick falls off.

Guy 1: Damn

by Nyaar November 16, 2012

A.I.D.S

Admin In Distress Syndrome

People get A.I.D.S when they have more power then others then start to stress over all the power they have.

1. You look like your in distress, do you have A.I.D.S

2. wow all the people in this call that are admins definitely have A.I.D.S

by No comment on your comment June 2, 2015