5 definitions by jonnywords
by jonnywords September 15, 2010
The last two minutes of a tightly contested professional or college basketball game whereby teams seemingly have an unlimited number of timeouts. With this rule, the final minutes of a game can take an eternity and force the viewer to sit through an unholy number of commercial breaks.
Girlfriend: How much time is left in that game you're watching?
Boyfriend: Only two minutes.
Girlfriend: Two minutes?! That's going to take forever with the unlimited timeout rule!
Boyfriend: Only two minutes.
Girlfriend: Two minutes?! That's going to take forever with the unlimited timeout rule!
by jonnywords December 6, 2010
The candy you get out of the vending machines at the mall for a quarter where you turn the crank and a handful of loose candy falls out. Its name is such because the candy comes out covered in invisible fecal particles that were left behind by the hundreds of cretons who handled it previously without washing their hands after dropping a deuce.
by jonnywords November 18, 2010
A greeting to a friend who is leaving a party or social gathering when it's the first time you've seen them all night, even though you've both been at the same party the whole time.
Derek (appearing suddenly from other room): "It's getting late dudes, I gotta jet. Catch you later."
Jon: "Hey Derek! I didn't know you were here. Alright guy, what's-up-see-you-later."
Jon: "Hey Derek! I didn't know you were here. Alright guy, what's-up-see-you-later."
by jonnywords June 14, 2011
Jerry: 'What did he die of?'
Mike: 'Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.). His parachute didn't open and he died on contact.'
Jerry: 'Shitty.'
Mike: 'Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.). His parachute didn't open and he died on contact.'
Jerry: 'Shitty.'
by jonnywords October 27, 2011