a.i.d.s.

Alcohol Induced Diarrhea Syndrome. Often caused by a night out drinking which causes the next morning to be spent on the throne.
I got so wasted last night that I've had A.I.D.S. all morning.
by duk3dog January 11, 2008
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A.I.D.S.

Anally Inflicted Death Sentence

originally coined by the speed-metal group, M.O.D. or Method of Destruction in 1987.

Lead singer, Bill Milano, is an outspoken insult comic, who once fronted the ultra-conservative, thrash band, S.O.D. or Stormtroopers of Death, which relased the album Speak English or Die (1986). The other three members of S.O.D. were also in Anthrax, Scott Ian and Charlie Benante, and/or Nuclear Assault, Dan Lilker.
Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S. (2x)
That's what you get for having a penis up your ass....etc.
by Assex 776 September 15, 2007
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A.I.D.S.

Alcohol Induced Diarrhea Shits. The kind of diarrhea you can only get the day after consuming large quantities of alcohol. Having this type of diarrhea is nearly as bad as contracting the disease.
Joe had such bad A.I.D.S. after that party last night he had to call in sick to avoid work.

Better chill on the vodka, you'll have A.I.D.S. tomorrow!!!
by MTBTrigger October 09, 2009
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A.I.D.S

Alcohol-Induced-Drippy-Shits. the poop that comes after a good long night of binge drinking and partying
Scott: dude are you ok in there it sounds like a title wave in there!

James: yeah its cool i gots the A.I.D.S
by greatwhite285 February 04, 2010
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A.I.D.S

Headline: Ivan Milat was yesterday handed down an A.I.D.S for his backpacker murders
by Thomas Stiller June 18, 2007
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A.I.D.S.

If you are a man who enjoys sucking your own shit off another mans dick (not to mention sucking the shit of countless other dumpster thumpers off that very same dick) while at the same time being force fed all the sperm that your face cunt can choke down you stand a good chance of contracting a disease commonly known as A.I.D.S. , which by all the laws of nature would make you Another Infected Dick Sucker. NOW GO GET A FUCKING BREATH MINT FAG !!!
by amanda huginlick March 10, 2010
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A.I.D.S

Dude this class is giving me A.I.D.S.
by dblade19 January 25, 2011
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