homing poop

A defecation which increases exponentially in urgency, the closer you get to the toilet. The need to defecation ranges in urgency from "I could probably hold it" when entering the building to "it's turtleheading right now!" as you're lowering you pants.

I didn't need to poop until I got to the restaraunt, then the closer I got to the john, the worse I had to go. It was a complete homing poop.

by Echo 3 April 12, 2010

homing

making the trek home from college and then hanging out there.

Sarah is homing this weekend instead of staying to watch the football game.

by mrwooten November 23, 2007

Homing

The act of a group of homies roaming(:

#1-Look at those niggahs!
#2-What do ya think they're doin?
#1-Maybe they're lost...
#3-Nah man! They just homin.
#1 and #2-Homin?!
#3-Yeaaa. They just a buncha homers wandering round...homing.
#1 and #2-OoOoOoOh!

by homie(: March 17, 2009

Hemingwasted

(adj.) To be inebriated to the point of utter and complete incoherence and unawareness, akin to the intense libations of the Lost Generation writers, one of which is Hemingway, who drank quart after quart of hard liquor to numb the pain of their expatriate lives.

Sven: I want to make like Hemingway and get wasted.
Svetlana: No, let's get Hemingwasted.

by His Fjordship March 5, 2011

Hmming

When someone Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm people in a chat.
Hmmmmmmmmm is usually for something questinable or wierd or out of context.

example:
person 1:I like to drink orange juice with toothpaste
person 2:Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
person 1:Are you Hmming me?

by What in the world is going on August 30, 2020

Uterine Homing Device

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object

Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.

by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016

Hamington

To Go "HAM" 1. Acronym for Hard As a Motherfu@#r
2. going balistic on someone: flippin out: f*ckin' someone up
3. When a person is unstoppable or just in the zone in any type sport or competition setting; It can also be defined as going crazy and buying up everything in a store; or even doing something beast like

I went Hamington on this girl that went all up in my face the other night

by Mobutu81 October 2, 2010