Howler

A derogatory term used in English denoting the ugliest person possible.

He/She's a bit of a howler.

He/She makes a minger look good.
A face like a bag of rusty spanners; what a howler.

by Adiep July 9, 2012

Little Jack Horner

When your having sex doggy-style, and one slides their thumb into their partners butthole

Last night during sex, I surprised my girlfriend with a Little Jack Horner

by ChristmasPie April 21, 2020

The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

Tylers favourite midnight snack

Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

by Lewis. E August 28, 2023

Doogie Howser

1. Character portrayed by Neil Patrick Harris “Doogie Howser M.D.” from 1989 – 1993.
2. Someone who resembles this same character who is a total nerd.

Jerry: "Look at the way Fredrick parked his whip!"
James: "Who?"
Jerry: "You know, Doogie Howser!"
James: "Oh, Doogie, what an Ass Muncher!"
Jerry: "Yea he's a total Root Hugger!"

by Lick D. Nutz November 11, 2006

Doogie Howser

To turn off the monitor on your computer when someone enters the room, like NPH did on his show.

"Did you just Doogie Howser your screen?"
"Yeah, I don't want you to look at my porn."

by Dr. Armadillo April 6, 2010

Horneranxious

A riff on "hornery" which is the sensation of being ornery due to being horny. It is the irritability that accompanies moments of celibacy.

Horneranxious is horny + ornery + anxious. The word adds the anxiety component of moments of celibacy.

It can also mean that you have so much stress in your life that you need to fuck frequently to relieve tension.

My man is writing his dissertation, which is making him uber horneranxious.

I have a big interview tomorrow. I'm horneranxious. Can we fuck already?

by barnabeast January 16, 2010

hoonery

(Noun) The active descriptive form of the word "hoon:"

1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..

2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..

"What sort of hoonery are we getting up to today?"

by advanceatspeed August 5, 2017