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houdist

1. One who invokes houdisms.
2. A follower of houdiism (also houdiist).

Related words: houdism, houdiism, houdist
As a houdist, I have a personal obligation to say the word "society" 30% of the time.
by Emily Houdi April 10, 2003
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Nautical Houdini

A variant of the Extreme Houdini that takes it a little overboard (quite literally). A person is railing a girl from behind on a cruise ship over a balcony while a friend hides in the closet/bathroom. Without the girl knowing the dude hiding comes in and takes over. The first guy runs to the front of the ship, grabs a life preserver and jumps overboard. As he floats by, he waves to the girl and smiles.
I took that little Asian chick from the club with the sweet dance moves and me and my friend gave her the Nautical Houdini. It took 3 days for them to find my friend in the middle of the ocean.
by dawave182 January 18, 2008
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reverse houdini

Sexual manuever performed in doggy style position. Like its namesake, the houdini, it involves deception. Instead of spitting on the fair maiden's back and blowing your baby batter into her oblivious mug, the fluids swap roles. At critical mass a) withdrawal thy staff and deposit your sticky white love piss abound her dorsal region followed by b) a hearty dose of saliva (spit) in her face. "Viola": a mystical sleight of hand for children of all ages.
"David Copperfield is a pussy."- Harry (Hairy) Houdini

"Do you believe in magic, and I hope you do...!!!"-Ronald McDonald prior to issuing a reverse houdini.
by Janjigian April 26, 2006
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Houdinied

When you make two fingers disappear inside a woman's anus, while mistaking it as her vagina.
Wow, You mean to tell me you seriously houdinied that girl last night?
by Wouldntyouliketoknow86 September 19, 2015
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houdini

As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.
I took my weenie and pulled a houdini in her eye, then she cried.
by j.biddy January 16, 2007
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Houda

A female name of Moroccan origin. The name is given only to those girls with outstanding moral charactor and beautiful looks.
Houda may be the most beautiful girl in the world, definately the most beautiful girl in Casablanca.
by Trist111 April 29, 2011
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houdinni

While in the doggie style position you spit on the girls back . This will fool her into thinking that you just came on her . When she turns around you blow your load in her face.
Hey Jeff sorry but last night while you were asleep I showed your wife what a houdinni was.
by Patty k April 16, 2006
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