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hoser

an insult, similar to knob; generally refers to someone who is foolish, gullible, or whipped
"No, he's not coming tonight. That hoser is over at his girlfriend's house again."
by Smith (you know) September 25, 2005
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hoser

A derivation of hosehead which is Canadian for dickhead.
That Bu$h is such a hoser!
by HOH-zer July 21, 2003
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hoser

1. (n) A reference to someone that is incompetent or simply annoying (see also David Young)

2. (n) A term of endearment frequently used to refer to a friend that may or may not be an idiot.

3. See also wanker.

2.
Why did you go and misfile my TPS report, you hoser?!
by Winomonkey September 12, 2003
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hoser

A Hoser is mostley used amongst canadians and refered to as slang for a Canadian,
It was popular bacause of the act of seifening gas from someone eles car, because canadians cant afford gas.
Then used alot by the actors Doug and Bob,
Hey what are you doing to my car,..
What? Get the fuck outa there! you fucking hooser!!

doug and bobs telve days of christmas song

Doug- Look out the window!
Bob- Where?! Whadda ya doing?
Doug- Snow, hosehead.
Bob- Wha? Oh, it's the Great White North, and it's snowing, cause it's Christmas time. Hey, hoser!
Doug- What?
Bob- Here's a quiz. Quiz for Doug.
Doug- Okay, I have my thinking touque on.
Bob- Yeah, right. What are the twelve days of Christmas? Cause, figure it out, right. Christmas is when?
Doug- Uh, the 25th.
Bob- Right, and what's the 24th, Christmas Eve, right? So, that's two. And then, what's after that?
Doug- Um... Uh, Wrestling Day.
Bob- No. Get out.
Doug- Boxing Day, yeah, yeah.
Bob- That's three. Then what's after that? Nothing.
Doug- New Year's.
Bob- Four. And what's...
Doug- New Year's Eve.
Bob- Five. Where do you get twelve?
Doug- Uh... There's two Saturdays and Sundays in there, that's four. That's nine. And, three other days, which I believe are the mystery days
by dumbhoser February 16, 2009
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hoser

loser, jerk, moron, ECT.

a complete and total moron.

a person lacking intelect.
OMG Bob is a total hoser!
by Niko-las Morato April 17, 2006
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Hosers

We were in a Canadian hotel, and in the hallways a bunch of feminine guys were making a lot of noise. Keep it down you good for nothing hosers.
by Crazy Canadians November 27, 2012
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hoser

Any bloke from Hackney, especially if his name is Vinny.
I was in Puerto Escondido on vacation fro two months...Ay cabron! You're nothing but a bloody hoser!
by bacocho April 27, 2011
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