hoser

loser, jerk, moron, ECT.

a complete and total moron.

a person lacking intelect.

OMG Bob is a total hoser!

by Niko-las Morato April 17, 2006

hoser

Any bloke from Hackney, especially if his name is Vinny.

I was in Puerto Escondido on vacation fro two months...Ay cabron! You're nothing but a bloody hoser!

by bacocho April 27, 2011

hoser

hoser equals the american use of idiot.

You're all a bunch of fucking hosers.

by Laura February 11, 2005

hoser

American military (Navy) slang term referring to someone who performs felatio on men.

"If I see you two together any more often than I do, I'll start wondering which of you is the hoser."

or, as per Canadian

"Don't be such a hoser."

by Adrian Palmer April 6, 2005

hoser

Someone who did something stupid that demands satisfaction!

You hoser Billy...you screwed us over bad.

by Joel July 9, 2004

hoser

See worddog/word.

Take off, you hosers!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

hoser

A term used to describe extremist members of volunteer fire-fighter groups. A hoser is one who holds the hose, while the actual firefighters are doing the real work. They frequent local coffeeshops till the wee morning hours. They communicate by radio, even when in close proximity to one another. Their larger-than-necessary trucks are adorned with firefighting decals and various lights. Usually overweight, they are never at a loss for displaying their newest Motorola device.

Dude, why do all the hosers have to stare at people when they pull into Dunkin' Donuts? When will they ever get a life? Someone start a fire!

by Josh January 3, 2004