tired and horny

me rn

i’m tired and horny

by LyonIsOffline May 21, 2021

Horny

A disease that spreads all world wide, its effects make you want to find a mating partner desperately and masturbate intensely.

"Hey Richard, Joseph got Horny"

by ManueleBonjele September 14, 2020

hornyposting

When someone (usually on some sort of message board) posts about what is making them horny.

Person 1: Nicholas Cage is so fucking hot he makes me hard
Person 2: quit hornyposting faggot

by madisonyoom October 6, 2019

horny water syndrome

A common disease that affects many male swimmers annually especially ones named Joey and Issac. Once the entire body of the swimmer is covered in water before practice, pool enzymes and proteins enter the body and increase testosterone by 700%. This allows even the ugliest of bitches to appear sexy.

"I wanted that ugly ass mom to sit on my face. I guess that was the horny water syndrome at work."

by Jellyman4000 May 16, 2014

horny

Hornlike or resembling a horn. Bet you didn't expect that while scrolling through the erotic things other people have written.

"I'm horny."
"Really???"
"Yup, I have six horns. Horniest member of my Dragon Club."

by TheRogueToast June 28, 2018

Horny Toddler

A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.

GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.

by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020

Horny

When you desperately want to have sex

You watch him walk in with a bulge in his pants. You rip off his shirt as he unbuttons your blouse and you slowly rub your clothed pussy against his erected boner. You tease him and dry fuck him as you devilishly look him in the eye. He grabs you and slams you against the bed licking his lips and gets on top of you. He unbuttons his boxers revealing his 9" monster cock. You grab onto his shoulders and he makes out with you. His dick strokes your cunt and your tongue explores his whole mouth. Your wet pussy intensifies and you suddenly grow so horny you flip him over suddenly. You hop onto his dick and ride it like a cow girl. You move forwards and backwards up and down and bob up and down while he holds your hips. He then throws you back onto the bed so your back arches against the edge and he penetrates your slippery pussy as he bites your tits. You grab onto his shoulder blades as he fucks you deeper and deeper.

Man that made me horny..

by the neighbourhood bicycle May 7, 2017