rapider than horsepower

to be able to rock, and to do so in an outstandingly brilliant manner.

Dude, no wonder she left, she was SO into rapider than horsepower.

rapider than horsepower by tham nahem September 14, 2003

horsepot 

Another name for one's supreme vagina

Why don't you go clean out your horsepot, baby.

horsepot by leleleoagh November 14, 2010

Horsepire 

A mixture between a horse and a vampire; often referred to fowl or homely looking people

"Beth looks a lot like a horsepire. I can't believe that girl has any friends."

Horsepire by TheRingBearer98 March 3, 2009

exerted a horsepower 

When taking a crap, to squeeze so hard that the power created actually creates a horsepower.

Dan: "Dude, I just squeezed so hard that I exerted a horsepower getting it out.

exerted a horsepower by TFitz May 24, 2006

horseford

As in "pulling a horseford". This is the act of saying something so blatantly retarded that the entire conversation stops and all eyes are trained on the spaz that perpetrated the Horseford.
The comment often comes in the form of a reply to a rhetorical question/joke, and is so moronic in nature that it makes the person asking the question doubt their hearing/sanity.

"I think the latin name is dionosuras fishus skelotonus "
H:"Really?"
"Dude you just pulled a horseford "
H:"My legs feel really funny. I think I think I'm psychizophrenic."
"Horseford moment"
H:"My fish hates me."
H:"My arms are too long, it really freaks me out. I think I stretched them."

horseford by Nick Loxton May 19, 2006

horsehonkey

To display disgust, or to refute an incorrect statement.

"Are you kidding me? That's horsehonkey!"

horsehonkey by No Name99 February 24, 2008

Horsebone

This will be the number two definition of Horsebone, and the only reason I am writing it is that the first definition is so, so, sooooo bad that the person who defined it should be hunt down and shot--sort of The Six Million Dollar Horse that limped out. Everyone should go out of their way to pan this dumb horse story. Horses are noble. This bastard has humiliated the noble horse and deserves to live in infamy. Give him neg after neg until he chokes on the rejection, friends, you among us who love and admire the great magician Fabulous Horsebone, who could take off his cape, throw it up in the air, and as it came down a beautiful white thoroughbred stallion would appear from thin air. Now that's a story.

One day Horsebone the Magician was passing through Durango, Colorado and he was requested to perform his magic at the Strater Hotel at the Nellybelle Saloon. While performing a poor man stood up and asked, "Horsebone, could you give me some income property?" Horsebone with a wave of his cape around the stage of the saloon said "Abracadabra," and 15 beautiful sensual young women filled up the stage, and the poor man walked off with them and has been happy ever since. Hmmm, not so sure if that one is clear.

Horsebone by BertYevsky October 25, 2010