janky hoopty

A crappy car. POS broken down redneck truck.

Damn look at that janky hoopty!

by Jaycob February 9, 2008

hogitha

A seriously ugly woman. A woman that is so ugly that when you first glance at her you instinctively turn away in utter horror and shock.

Origin The Smurfs: the wred headed witch on the cartoon. ie. Gargomel's girlfriend.

Personal Noun - "Hogitha is looking this way, lets fucking jet."

by JBee May 6, 2004

HOBITY JOBITY

A WAY OF EXPRESSING YOUR SELF IN AN EXCITING WAY

HOBITY JOBITY I WON THE GAME!!!!!!! yag si revilO

by HOBITY JOBITY December 2, 2020

Giggle and hoot

When you laugh and fart simultaneously.

"Fellas, I just ripped a phat giggle and hoot. It stinky."

by Serbo10 July 22, 2019

hooptie

Hooptie finds it's origins dating back to the mid 1950's. The original, corrupted phrase is 'Coupe D', referring to a Cadillac Coupe deVille. Over time, Coupe D was rolled together into hooptie. Used to describe everything from "any old car" (thank Shaq for that) or more specifically a large domestic sedan. Popularized by Sir Mix-a-lot, the word moved from a mere description to a slur. Oddly enough, the word can have a variety of meanings, depending on the context, ranging from pride of ownership to an outright insult.

"Man, check out this new hooptie I picked up. $500 and the dash is still perfect!"

"Dammit! my (insert cool car here) is in the shop. Guess I'll mob the hooptie to work."

"Well, it might be a hooptie, but hey, it's got it's own class of demolition derby."

by J.P.S. June 11, 2006

HOIT

The audible reaction one makes when stepping into the shower only to discover that the H2O flowing from the spout is at an unusually high temperature.

*Steps into hot shower, immediately singing skin* “HOIT!”

by hoylarone January 18, 2019

hooptee

A car, usually old and funky.

"Are we rolling your hoop (hooptee) or mine?"

by Newby2 January 10, 2008