Preteen Hoedown

An awkward event. It's like going to a preteen party. People are standing around bc they don't know what a real hoedown is.

Mom: "Hey son, how was the party?
Son: "It was a preteen hoedown. That's the last middle school dance I'm chaperoning for the PTA. I've never felt so much awkwardness in my life."
Younger son: "You mean...that's not how all hoedowns go?"

by BetterThanDjibouti May 16, 2011

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Hoedown Throwdown

Miley Cyrus experimenting with her boyfriend.

Tonight Miley Cyrus is gonna get her hoedown throwdown with her boyfriend.

by Aspintacular April 10, 2009

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Hoedown

a gathering of hillbillies (who live in hills completely cut off from civilization) where they dance around a bonfire singing.

"Hey bob lets go to a hoedown."

by bkhockey April 5, 2009

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hoebot

A slutty Rizon robot that follows its masters' every will.

Be a hoebot and tell me what servers are split.

by anon97 July 1, 2005

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hoedown throwdown

a dance that originated from the hannah montana movie.

"let's do the hoedown throwdown, it's addictive!"

by sellybelly April 6, 2009

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Hoedown Shoes

Shoes you typically see women wearing in the porn industry or on street walkers of the night. They tend to have 6 inch killer spikes, sporting an inch or two of platform with tight ankle straps to keep them attached to the foot. They come in a variety of colors with black and clear lucite being the most popular.

"Holy shit! Take a look at that chick! She's working them "Hoedown Shoes" just like a porn star!"

by toastaloha February 8, 2009

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