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Hobnob

DONT BE A RICH TEA BE A HOBNOB”
THIS MF CHEATED RICH TEA WON SILLY HOBNOB
by Colasp<3 August 21, 2021
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hobnob

someone who is very week and can be be snapped by a infant and is weakened when wet
by pooo65766536 January 6, 2022
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Hobgobs

A giddy fellow who partakes in madden and other EA games. A Hobgob also takes his EA games very seriously and will not just play “for fun”
My Opponent was acting like such a hobgobs
by Gobrocker January 19, 2023
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Chocolate Hobnob

When you dip your cock in some heated chocolate in an attempt to illicit a blowjob
"I heard Jeff offered Margret a Chocolate hobnob. Spent the night in A&E"
by TheVen August 21, 2024
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Like a right Hobnob in the tea

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.
Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!
by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021
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