Håkon

Håkon is a norwegian name. If your name is håkon you probably have the biggest dick of your friend group, and probably goes around and says it to everyone. You're very handsome and kind, you have all the hot girls hanging around you 24/7 because of your good humor and big vibes.

Girl: let's go to håkon, he has such a good vibe
Other girl: yes i love spending time with him

Girl: ive heard he has the biggest dick!

by Karoline.ig November 11, 2020

hakopa

Hakopa is someone with monster cock big boy Shlong and will pipe all da bitches. Dis boy gonna be fine as hell and bad ass pouwaru

Omg Hakopa it’s so big

Suckie suckie one time , two time, three time all the time

by Kei hea to wharepaku November 21, 2021

hakotarou

A nickname given to cute chaotic rats by japanese people.

Mel: Hakotaro Ganbare!
Subaru: Hakotarou Ganbare!

by Thishandleisinusebysomeonemyas November 23, 2021

hakoruma

hakoruma is a gamer who likes to play older games that have no relevance in the modern day. He often has trouble with any new topics and the topics he does pick up on usually favor the right and Red America. Many say his facial features make him look Asian and he often tricks people into thinking he is black. This is however untrue as he is Italian, Mexican, Native American, and American. hakoruma is what others would say “whitewashed,” but he says he has an open mind when it comes to other foods and traditions. Other ways of saying hakoruma include: hako or hakomuda(hakomuda is wrong though and you will get told that you don’t know what you’re talking about.) hakorumas first letter is lowercase and is never capitalized

Person 1: Bro hakoruma is playing another game from the 2000s

Person 2: Really? I heard he watched another white film.

Person 1: yeah man hako is so whitewashed.

by hakoruma February 5, 2022

Hako

A tall chill dude who is stupid smart and a chick magnet.

Girl 1 : Omg Hako is so cute !
Girl 2 : Oh 🫦 you mean Hako…he has a natural charm !

by Pitechumiku March 4, 2023

Hakoz

Top tier debater on lvl of Someoneirrelevant. Both of them are relative. He transcends many people in many topics like Azazel, Jester, Aero, Seth....

Yo are you Hakoz? Yeah i am 2nd best debater.

by CrY's Daddy March 5, 2021

håkon cuntmo

A big nigger faggot. Usually found on the streets giving blowies for a buck.

You are such a Håkon Cuntmo!

by nigger420 69 January 13, 2017