by Siryazi December 27, 2019
Get the Highing mug.Higginbotham's Constant (denoted as lower-case 'h') is a mathematical constant which represents the total sum of all practical intelligence on any given planet.
The implication is that the higher the population of sentient beings on the planet, the lower the average intelligence will be among any large sample set. This does not preclude beings of higher intellect, but it requires that on average, there is one person as far below average as the former being is above average.
The implication is that the higher the population of sentient beings on the planet, the lower the average intelligence will be among any large sample set. This does not preclude beings of higher intellect, but it requires that on average, there is one person as far below average as the former being is above average.
Person 1: "Why does it seem like the people staffing the company helpdesk get dumber every day?"
Person 2: "Higginbotham's Constant in action, my friend..."
Person 1: "I was on jury duty the other day. Have you seen what the trash of society wears into a courtroom? How has society lost so much respect for anyone and anything else in just a few decades?"
Person 2: "Higginbotham strikes again..."
Person 2: "Higginbotham's Constant in action, my friend..."
Person 1: "I was on jury duty the other day. Have you seen what the trash of society wears into a courtroom? How has society lost so much respect for anyone and anything else in just a few decades?"
Person 2: "Higginbotham strikes again..."
by ComputerKurt May 18, 2010
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by Juice WRLDDD#0999 (DISCORD) March 16, 2021
Get the Jarad Higgins mug.some person: who is this Jared Higgins kid i have not herd of
Brett: oh Jared Higgins has a dick so long he can use it as a rope
Kevin: and it is like a tree it extends in different branches and some is halfway up my ass right now!
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Kevin: and it is like a tree it extends in different branches and some is halfway up my ass right now!
by BRETT is better than Kevin April 24, 2019
Get the JARED HIGGINS mug.What one says to a hogger just before he commences a hook up with a fat chick. A farewell for a wingman before he will fall on a grenade and hook up with the duff so that his friend can have the cutie. Bon voyage for nail the whale. A good way to wish someone well as they depart for some fatsex with a plumper.
I asked Fred if he was going to shack up with the big fat fatty he met at the bar. He said yes. I told him, "Happy Hogging!"
by PMax April 23, 2008
Get the Happy Hogging mug.Did you see grandma in the bathroom "hogging out her back hole?"
Holy shit Tina are you done "hogging out your back hole?"
Holy shit Tina are you done "hogging out your back hole?"
by two lips April 18, 2010
Get the Hogging out your back hole mug.A Boss, a person of great importance among a group of people. When this person speaks you listen. Royalty, sometimes almost Boss-like.
by O H May 28, 2008
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