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Humpy Humpy

Purple plush spiked and relatively hideous yet loveable pillow pet. Large eyes, strange psychological arousing effects, has the ability to shift to random places not shy from the freezer, oven warmer drawer or ceiling. Often gets fisted or sexually violated with a boomerang. The perpetrator of many questionable acts, such as couch burning, specific-flatmate-insulting, giraffe burning and attracting Fokkos to our household.
Christine: Dude, what the hell is that?
Georg: It's Humpy Humpy.
Christine: Where the hell did he come from?
*all of a sudden, Humpy Humpy is humping Tiffany's leg*
Daniel: "... WHAT DA FUCK..."
Thomas: What does the Fokko say?
Fokko: Greg threw me on the floor. I only weigh 56 kilos.
Georg: I better Skype my dad about this...
by iwanttousemyrealname November 3, 2013
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hempeling

1.) The act of lingering behind people as the walk.

2.) Message girls randomly saying Hey!! (:

3.) Being in the backround of a picture pretending to be texting, but no ever texts u.

4.) Always asking to hang out.
Hempel: Hey!! (:
Girl: Umm Hi?

Or dude look at that kid Hempeling behind us
by Dat1Guy_ December 24, 2010
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Get Humpy

If you wanna hit just say” lets get humpyyyy “. DICKHEADDD
Female: ask me a question

Random north philly yb : when u gonna let my manz nas get humpy
by Yall be dick eating bril June 25, 2022
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hempstead

hempstead is one of the ghettoist place on earth nigga come down to my projects we hold it down nigga wht wht
hempstead bitoch you will be poped and dropped all at once
by niggawitaattitude March 14, 2005
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Hempfield

An overly populated school in western PA, that is full of weed-smoking son of a bitches, hollister whores, people who send out daily nude pictures, and players that claim to always have 9 inch dicks. Crowded with horny divorced desperate pregnant teachers, and male teachers who get daily boners off of looking at all the sluts. Perfect place to start family.
"Hey Bob suppp?"
"Hey Eric my man, got some weed?"
"Are you kidding me? This is Hempfield. Of course."
"Let's do it."
by yourmomsfacemann February 20, 2009
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Hemp Fire

Noun:

The fire that emits from the burning of a hemp rope.
We shall use the hemp fire to light up the bowl, man.
by Caleb F., Rebecca E. November 22, 2013
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hemp

a term used to refer to varieties of cannabis sativa grown for industrial (non-drug purposes). varieties approved for industrial use have very low THC content; the main psychoactive cannabinoid. varieties cultivated for recreational or medicinal uses have higher concentrations of THC, but generally have poor fiber quality and are therefore not used industrially.
hemp has many uses, some of which are:

-textiles
-paper
-fuel
-food
-oil

hemp cultivation is regulated in some countries, and outlawed in others (much like varieties of cannabis used for recreational or medicinal drug use).
hemp is not synonymous with marijuana, weed, ganja, mary jane etc.
whilst THC is present in all cannabis plant varieties to a certain extent, the THC levels in hemp are minute and have little intoxicating effects.
so unless your dealer is trying to scam you, he won't be selling you an ounce of hemp. you buy hemp from hemp factories, not from drug dealers.
by abbas224 July 24, 2007
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