Hadering

(Verb)

The inability to hold character causing all who is watching to can’t even, die, or laugh uncontrollably.

“That man right there is Hadering. I am dead."

by ThatHaderOverThere February 17, 2013

hejer

Hejer the most beautiful woman in the world, the greatest mother, an hardworking person, the sweetest, the strongest and a Warring woman, very loving I can’t imagine life without her she is really someone that you need in your life

I’m so lucky with her in my life!
who is that hard-working woman? That’s hejer!

Mehn she’s so strong

by Shenchoum January 23, 2018

Hedrick

The funniest guy you'll ever meet, smart , talented and good at almost everything he does , also a loyal friend and a faithful partner

Toby: Your boyfriend is soo funny
Lana:His name is Hedrick , it's natural

by Bitchbeforeal April 10, 2020

Mitch Hedberg

A american comedian.
02/24/1968–03/30/2005

"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right."--Mitch Hedberg

by nirvana563 May 7, 2005

Mitch Hedberg

A comedian with the most off beat, hilarious sense of humour ever heard to man. Created a cult-like following of loyal subjects that wish they were half as funny as his dog. Tragically, Mitch departed this world in late March 2005, leaving us only with fond memories and this lesson learned:

1. Everyone worth anything is on drugs
2. Drugs kill people
3. Everyone worth anything dies

"I was sitting at a bar, and no one was talking to me cuz I had just did a show *Crowd laughs*, and this guy bumped into me, and he didn't apologize, he just said, 'Move!' which I thought was rude, so I said, 'Go to hell,' and then I started to run. He caught up with me. He had a moustache, a goatee, earrings, a pair of sunglasses, his hair was in a pony tail, and he was wearing a hat. He said, 'Hey! You got a lot of nerve!' I said, 'Hey, you've got a lot of............cranium accesories!" *Everyone laughs. Mitch laughs* Ha, this a smart crowd. When I play the dumb crowds I have to say, 'You've got a lot of shit on your head!'"

by Peasento May 5, 2005

hedgerow grumble

British schoolboy term for a stash of porn found under a hedgerow. It is an ancient custom in Britain that once a jazz mag has come to the end of its life, the owner shall place it under a hedgerow so that it may be adopted by a new one.

Timmy: "Whacko Roger! Hit the blimmin' jackpot last night!"
Roger: "Oh do tell!"
Timmy: "Yes, found some cracking hedgerow grumble down Dale Lane!"
Roger: "Cripes! Better make sure your housekeeper doesn’t find it or there'll be no sherbet fountains for you, ho ho!"

by Wizards Sleeve June 9, 2005

Mitch Hedberg

Probably one of the funniest comedians to ever stand on a stage and hold a microphone. His comedy was all over the place, had no real story line to it, but always made you laugh. Sadly though, Mitch died in 2005 of a heart complication.

Hopefully he's making funnies for God, Jesus, and all those bigshots up on the big stage in the sky. This deffinition is dedicated to you Mitch! You rock my socks!....Totally.

R.I.P. Mitch

Some infamous quotes from Mitch Hedberg::

"Some hotels don't have 13th floors because of supersticion...But people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. Jump out the window of the 13th floor and you will die earlier."

"Rice is great if you want 2000 of something."

"It dosn't matter whether you're black, white, green, or purple...oh wait - green or purple? I think we have to draw the line somewhere. So the hell with purple people...Unless they're choking...then help 'em!"

by Rose-Colored-Glasses August 15, 2006