Hebrew Miracle 

A man-made disaster, typically a fire, inflicted upon a small business by the business's owner of Jewish heritage; typically occurs when said business is failing or owner is in debt.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Goldstein's Pharmacy?
Friend 2: Yeah, it burned down a few nights ago, right?
Friend 1: Yep. Word on the street is that the insurance company is gonna rule accidental, but my money's on a Hebrew Miracle.

Hebrew Miracle by LaughFactory07 January 30, 2017

hebrew nats

Short for hebrew national....hot dogs

Listen bitch, i dont want no salad. I am going to get some hebrew nats and make chili dogs for dinner.

hebrew nats by bmojo July 6, 2007

Hebrew Hammer 

A group of elite Jewish people, who have the powere to kick major ass and do so regulary. All hebrew hammers, have insanely attractive features, and cut abs. Anyone not a part of the selective clan shows much jealousy to these awesome peopl. Hebrew Hammers can be characterized by having f***** thousands of sexy babes.

After f****** every girl in the playboy mansion, he must be a Hebrew Hammer.

Hebrew Hammer by Levinsta February 23, 2009

hebrew national 

A deviant sexual act in which the butt cheeks are titty-fucked, but no anal penetration occurs. We're talking supreme dog in bun action (mustard optional).

That bitch has an ass that sticks out like an air condtioner. I wanna take her home and give her the old Hebrew National.

hebrew national by shaun juan May 11, 2006

Hebrew Hammer 

A man is getting a woman from behind and donkey punches her in the back of the head. When she turns around in pain the man circumcises himself and throws the foreskin in her face. He then yells OPAH and runs away. He does all of this while wearing a yamaka.

Last night I gave Shirley the old Hebrew Hammer....obviously she's pissed at me.

Hebrew Hammer by lights on April 19, 2011

Hebrew Kisses 

Code for a gay man going down on a girl.

"I got so smashed at the party, I think I ended up giving Emma some Hebrew Kisses."

Hebrew Kisses by Komradkratz February 4, 2018

Hebrew Edomites 

A religion primarily made up of white people who follow the teachings of the Hebrew Israelites and believe the ancient Israelites are Black.

As Hebrew Edomites we believe Jesus was a Black Man.

Hebrew Edomites by Edith the Edomite March 9, 2021