heartache

1. when a dumbass guy asks you to go out calls it a date but its actually a hook-up

2. when a guy asks you out then dumps you 3 days later on aim

my friend asked me to the movies wanted to hook-up and broke my heart the first time......then my bf asked me out online then dumped me online 3 days later this left me with a heartache

by not going to say July 28, 2008

Heartfangz

She’s a different type of person, a beautiful and funny girl that makes anyone laugh and anyone adore her, she’s beautiful and cute and nothing comes in between that, she’s special and amazing and only ever mine

Heartfangz is the definition of perfection

by R1palan April 12, 2022

Heartrape

The absolutely, positively, worst feeling ever in the history of mankind and the world itself. Heartrape is an intense emotional pain, exceeding that of heartbreak.

One may feel heartrape when a relationship comes to an end, when they have been cheated on, and especially at the point of immense disappointment.

Imagine someone breaking a promise they made to you... heartrape.

Imagine you're dog chewing your phone charger in half... heartrape.

Imagine your roommate eating all of your HoHo's and Zebra Cakes... heartrape.

Imagine being kicked by your own mother, getting back up, and being kicked again... heartrape.

Dude I looked it up, Kate Hudson really did have a baby... total heartrape.

by The Usual Suspect July 24, 2011

Heartaches

Rhyming slang for pancakes, kind of like the Ross O Caroll-Kelly slang, as 'pancakes' rhymes with 'heartaches'.

Dude,, where are my heartaches??
chill.. they're just cookin!

by Catherine x March 1, 2009

HEART FACE SKULL FROG

(noun): a complex expression of emotion first conceptualized in 2021, capable of symbolizing a wide range of feelings from excitement to laughable disappointment

“DID SHE TELL YOU ABOUT THAT PRANK I PULLED?”

“YEAH SHES PRETTY MAD ABOUT IT”

“YIKES 🥰💀🐸 (HEART FACE SKULL FROG)”

by Rustold January 4, 2022

HEART FACE SKULL FROG

(n): a complex expression of emotion first conceptualized by Zakaria Khan, capable of symbolizing a wide range of feelings from excitement to laughable disappointment

“DID SHE TELL YOU ABOUT THAT PRANK I PULLED?”

“YEAH SHES PRETTY MAD ABOUT IT”

“YIKES 🥰💀🐸 (HEART FACE SKULL FROG)”

by Rustold January 4, 2022

Resting Bless Your Heart Face

The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.

Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021