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Deepthroat headlock

When a man has a woman perform a deepthroating blow job (preferably balls deep) and the man performs a headlock with his legs around the woman's neck until she taps out.
Woman: I don't want to make dinner tonight.

Man: If you don't I will put you in a deepthroat headlock.
by ABBGERJW September 15, 2016
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Bob Marley in a headlock

A woman with very hairy armpits, therefore looking like she has bob marley in a headlock
"Wow dude, look at the birds hairy armpits"

"HAHA, it looks like she has bob marley in a headlock"
by Jimmothy_Brap_Brap_Brap June 10, 2009
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buckwheat in a headlock

taking down a girls pants to find an incredible mass of pubic hair
Mike was getting ready to go down on Amber. He pulled down her pants and told her that it looks like you have buckwheat in a headlock down here.
by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007
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Don King in a headlock

A massive pubic thatch comparible to that of famous boxing promoter Don King
I whipped down her kegs and her muff looked like Don King in a headlock
by Wilkiniho October 23, 2009
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greek headlock

Were a guy has a chick in a full nelson headlock, (guys chest to girls back) except guys arms up under her legs and then around the back of her neck as he is pounding away at her back-door (ass-hole).
If I were ever to meet Jenna Jameson, I would like to put her in a Greek Headlock and give it to her like no one else I've ever seen.
by Big Balls in Cow-Town March 2, 2007
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headrocker

the brief feeling of intense inebriation following dicectly after a mole rip. (a mole rip being a bong rip mixed with weed and tobacco)
man, that was a headrocker.
by conskwerve March 15, 2008
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HeadLock

When you smoke too much weed in a short amount of time resulting in a headache.

It does depend on your tolerance level and how long you have been smoking for.

also depends on you high level which ranges from 1-30 (most highs are around 13)
"dude why are you holding your head like that, math too hard?"

"I got a headlock.... everything is too hard" >.>
by TobaccoSlim July 8, 2012
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