I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.

I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.

by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

Hastience

hey-shuhnce
noun

1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. The act of being hastient.
3. Of or related to the act of outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.

Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis within the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society colloquially known as "modernity."

Joe expressed astounding hastience as he waited to be anally probed by the TSA agents on his flight to Chicago so as not to be perceived as anxious or threatening lest he get full-on fisted.

Barry hastiently awaited for his girlfriend to be done with her period so that he could properly get his rocks off without sacrificing hygiene or fidelity.

Related forms:

Hastient
Hastiently
Hastientness

by George Stuffalottapuss December 15, 2011

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Yeaaahh, me to

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by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

dont hate me cuz you aint me

A phrase to describe when another has extreme jealousy toward you or another.

Person 1: That's bullshit you got five numbers tonight and I couldn't even get a girl to notice I was alive.

Person 2: Dont hate me cuz you aint me

by Chris Waltham August 1, 2010

I hate it here

A phrase said usually on stan Twitter when coming across something on the timeline or replies that is nasty, cringy, or just outright wrong.

Can also be said when referring to hellish irl situations that you wish you could escape.

*scrolling stan twitter on a normal day*
*sees dick pic, porn, and/or nasty imagines *
Twitter status: WTF I HATE IT HERE

by cinnabellex3 February 7, 2020

Hartie

When your fucked up off the gas.

Can also be used as "me hartie" when talking to a friend.

EXAMPLE 1
Brandon: Yo I just chiefed 2 blunts im hartie af.

EXAMPLE 2
Joey: Whats good me hartie
Tyler: ME HAAARRRTTTIIIEE

by BubbaP609 October 27, 2018

hatearound

Someone with an intense dislike that needs to to distance themself for where I'm at .

You can just get your self out of here and go Hatearound somewhere else , because I got plenty of haters already.

by M. Hated Eylar May 24, 2020