hatience 

A form of patience demonstrated by waiting for an earthquake, tsunami, or other natural disaster to occur until the world cares about a country's poverty and overall poor quality of life. See Haiti earthquake in 2010.

"The inhabitants of Country X have been displaying a lot of hatience. Once they suffer a devastating catastrophe we can do something to help them out, but we shouldn't get involved just yet."

hatience by Subway Rabbit February 24, 2010

Hastience 

hey-shuhnce
noun

1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. The act of being hastient.
3. Of or related to the act of outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.

Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis within the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society colloquially known as "modernity."

Joe expressed astounding hastience as he waited to be anally probed by the TSA agents on his flight to Chicago so as not to be perceived as anxious or threatening lest he get full-on fisted.

Barry hastiently awaited for his girlfriend to be done with her period so that he could properly get his rocks off without sacrificing hygiene or fidelity.

Related forms:

Hastient
Hastiently
Hastientness

Hastience by George Stuffalottapuss December 15, 2011