halftruism

Performing an altruistic activity for personal gain.

Charity for personal gain.

Performing a selfless action for selfish reasons.

Resulting from a play on words, substituting "half" for "all" in altruism.

Tracy volunteers at the shelter because her father pays her, which makes her altruism "halftruism".

by aTresser April 15, 2010

Hafthor Bjornsson

Hafthor "The Mountain" Bjornsson is 7-foot Icelandic giant known best for winning World's Strongest Man 2018 and being the world record holder in the deadlift at 501 kilograms, though he has won dozens of major strongman competitions over the past decade, including Europe's Strongest Man, The Arnold Strongman Classic, and Iceland's Strongest Man. He's also taken up a career on Twitch as of recent, earning him another title as "The World's Strongest Gamer". Hafthor Bjornsson also has a notable feud with the World's Saltiest Man, Eddie Hall, who he plans to pummel in the ring in 2021.

Hafthor Bjornsson is the deadlift king.
Bro, Hafthor just did 501 kg, Eddie must be so salty right now.

by Big Man Gordon May 7, 2020

hanitizer

hand sanitizer

When you have a cold, you should frequently use hanitizer.

by Kaylynn's Mama March 1, 2009

Hanita

Hanita!!! Omg, if you find yourself a Hanita, definitely keep her because she is the most kindest, sweetest, supportive person eva. She cares about other people than herself. Boys, if you find a Hanita, she’s the one and I’m sure you’ll have a healthy relationship with her. Hanita will have a successful career and will be very happy during the future. She is a unique girl with a unique and special name. Hanita likes to keep fit and healthy and become stronger than she was before. Make sure you do not mess a Hanita because you do not want to know what will happen. Hanita is very fashionable and she keeps up with the latest trends or she just sits and eat food in her sweatpants. Hanita is the most sweetest person you’ll ever meet. She is very fun to hang around with.

Oh my gosh, Hanita is the best person in the world. Why doesn’t she have a boyfriend?

by katiley4682 October 24, 2017

Handtarded

When someone has large, clumsy hands. capable of causing destruction wherever they go.

I Snapped COD when i picked it up, sorry man.

Thats 'cos your fucking handtarded!

by Pupling December 2, 2011

Handtruck fuel

Cocaine

Hey do you have any handtruck fuel to keep going? I’m very tired, I need handtruck fuel to get going.

by El coyote August 13, 2019

Hanti

When Shrek aggressively and sexually confronts a person whose name is Santi, and he doesn't even talk about the hanti, he just wants his panti's, and don't even talk about the fanti.

"Don't even talk about the hanti"

by Jib Nuboritous March 3, 2018