handyman

5 in the Pink. 5 in the Stink.
Fist in the Pink. Fist in the Stink.

My girl loved the handyman, but she was really sore this morning

by Wilfrid Laruier May 2, 2006

Handyman NYC

A New York City Handyman (Handyman NYC) is different from a handyman anywhere else. He's generally a NATIVE New Yorker, and really does have jack-of-all-trades experience. Many people try to define theirself as a NYC Handyman and that's all fine and good but to be fair, one should distinquish those "imported" dudes who've tried to claim this town as their own from those of us who actually grew up here with a wrench in their pocket.

Handyman NYC - Just search on www.google.com or on newyork.craigslist.org (under skilled trades) , or try servicemagic.com .. most of what's in servicemagic doesn't qualify - but on google maps and on craigslist you can find a few real new yorkers in the handyman circuit.

by JoeJoe3 April 21, 2008

handyman

a synonym for rapist

The handyman I hired to wire my porch lights raped me in his van!

by 2.718281827 September 15, 2009

Damn Skippy Handleman

It means you blew it. It originated from the popular television show "Family Ties" in which the character named "Skippy Handleman" always messed things up with his clutsy and nerdy behavior. The phrase started as an expansion of the popular phrase Damn Skippy.

Damn Skippy Handleman! Next time you better get her digits!

by shawnpg_fo_shizzo October 17, 2008

Handyman

When a man's dick is so big he has to use tools to help cram it in the pussy.

Girl speaks : I really had fun tonight, I think I am ready to take our relationship to the next level.

Man speaks: Hell yes, but I hope you have a couple shoe horns lying around because bitch, I am a handyman.

by Dick Furcoochie June 1, 2016

Handyman

When a short Spanish-San Diegan roommate gets a handjob (old skool style) from a reputable female companion in the backseat of a 1996 Black BMW Sedan.

"Hey, whats up bro? How was your night with that reputable lady fellow of yours?"

"It went well, I ended up getting an old skool handy in the back of my car."

"Oh bro, you are the definition of a Handyman."

by Ryan Perkins January 16, 2008

Handyman

Guy that gives multiple hand jobs to men. See FB profile: Greg Frieh

Him: Holy shit, Greg just gave both of those guys a hand job at the same time....
Me: yeah typical handyman

by TemenL December 19, 2017