handards

Uber high standards. The exact opposite of landards.

Jerome defiantly has handards, he hooked-up with that really hot chick.

by GHETTOMILLIONARE January 10, 2010

Afghanistan Handstand

This is when you take your female partner and have her stand in front of you. You then proceed to lick in one smooth motion from the clitoris all the way along the cunt until you reach butthole. This will make the girl jump and flip for excitement thus landing on her hands performing a handstand.

Brian: "Yo Ted did you end up doing that new thing with your girlfriend last night?"

Ted: "Ya it was pretty cool I gave her such a good Afghanistan Handstand she nearly flipped twice!"

Brian: "Awesome dude!"

by Johnny Appleseed II December 2, 2013

hangetard

A seggsy creator on TikTok who never misses and makes god tier content

Hangetard is so seggsy

by cifertard February 26, 2021

handstand

the act of going into a handstand and whilst in the handstand you give a man a blowjob often used by people with bad knees probably from giving regular blow jobs...only for the most skilled. also when giving a handstand bj the cum with shoot out the girls nose like milk.

dude i heard gabby gave todd a handstand all night til he blew in her mouth and it came out of her nose.

by awesome-o 3000909090909 August 26, 2010

mermaid handstand

when a woman does a handstand, then has her feet get tied together, then proceed with sexual acts

damn i tried to get ashley to do a mermaid handstand but she has no balance!

by Nick Garves May 29, 2011

hondtard

A combination of the words honda and retard. Typically, a not so bright young Asian or Caucasian male who spends a boatload of money on accessories such as body kits, spoilers, exhaust systems, etc. for his weak-ass 75 horsepower Honda Civic and then thinks he is driving a high performance exotic, as exhibitied by his idiotic attempts at street racing.

Did you see hondtard get dusted by that old lady in the beater pickup truck?

by vmax December 30, 2008

Handitapable

To describe an attractive handicapped person who you would like to have sex with.

"Damn boy that girl with one leg is handitapable"

by Twitty October 11, 2004