handball

(Gay) Another term for fisting

He's into some heavy duty shit, like scat and handball.

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Sometimes-handball

Disrespectful retort, uttered towards Soccer fans. (Must only be used after Soccer fans refuse to call their sport Soccer)

This usually leads to lesser retort derivatives used by the Soccer fan, such as: Mostly-handball (for real football), Mostly-football (for Soccer), Sometimes-football (for real football), etc...

Dude 1: Dude, you're confusing me. Stop calling that sport football. It's soccer.

Dude 2: The only time you guys use your feet is when it's fourth and 20, whereas in football (soccer), you use your feet all the time!

Dude 1: Dude, that's hypocritical! Your Sometimes-handball goalies are using their hands whenever they can. And don't get me started on throwing the ball in bounds...

Dude 2: Lesser retort derivatives here.

by huls March 29, 2009

auto handballing

auto handballing is the same thing as auto fisting, or fisting ones own anus or vagina. the auto handballer usually lubricates the targeted orifice with astro glide or KY jelly or sometimes cooking oil then procedes to stuff their hand and forearm into said orifice. the sickest of auto handballers tries to see how much they can fit up there sometimes going as far as the elbow or trying to use both hands while they are balled up. there are alot of videos of this on the internet right now, just google " self fisting "

johnny : " man, that bitch is sexy ! "
al : " don't even try it, she is an auto handballer. trying to fuck that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway "
johnny : " what is auto handballing ? "
al : " she shoves her fists up her shit "

by gmw January 22, 2008

handball

To "delegate" work to others in the workplace/department when you don't want to take responsibility for the possible ramifiactions, or can't be arsed to do the work.

I.e. Mr Bryant is such a handballer

by lalalal April 23, 2005

Handblast

Verb
To give a female sexual pleasure in her genital region with your hand very rapidly.

Example 1
Kevin: "Dude, did anything happen between you and that brunette?"
Brian: "Bro, I took off her pants and fucking handblasted her. She was loving it."

by The Codester et Homie-D December 17, 2008

handball

to unload by hand

"fork lift truck? you must be joking. this is TESCO's. stop whinging and handball that twnty tons of spuds off NOW!

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

handball

To handball is to fist-fuck a guy.

I went to the Handball Express in San Francisco a few times, and I always left feeling stuffed!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021