hamsham

the act of sodomizing a farm animal (such as a pig) with a drumstick while pleasuring yourself to pictures of neil peart; to hamsham

dude i heard about that kid who plays drums for robert....he invented this thing called hamshaming. it's so fucked up. i hear he and robert do it all the time.

by youraveragegerman February 26, 2011

Hashole

Someone who uses too many hashtags; using hashtags incorrectly

This hashole has more hashtags in his post than words.

by ADDaries March 6, 2015

hasholash

Hasholash the meaning of a retarded person or a friend who has problems

In a sentence describing someone or used a comment or insult aka“such a hasholash "

by Random unique December 1, 2016

Hamhockin'

The act of starring at another man's genitalia or "ham".

Example 1:
Hey Justin!? What are you doing?

Hamhockin' Fletcher while he changes.

Example 2:
I got 2 eyes a working eye (used for everyday use, work etc.) and a hamhockin' eye (inspecting another guys junk)

by NateThompson May 30, 2018

Hamhoth

When you jerk off a pig

Hey dude did you see that guy who did a hamhoth last night?

by Tvitale32 July 27, 2019

hamshy

To be nervous about the cooking of ham; to be be afraid to ask about a cooked ham.

He really wanted to eat some delicious holiday ham, but he got hamshy around boss man.

by macbarnes January 12, 2021

hasshole

David Hasselhoff's asshole.

"What IS that, man?"
"Why is it so hairy?"
"That's a hasshole. Don't touch it."

by Brett Hendar March 7, 2009