hampster

Grew up a hippie, and is now a gangster.

A gun carrying mofo thats eats tofu.

Acts like a gangster but is a hippie inside.

Likes the grateful dead and dead prez.

All about anarchy and anger but inside, nothin but peace and love.

Hangs out with criminals, but she grew up with a bunch of long hair hippies. That bitch is straight hampster style.

That hampster boy over there actin all hard when he don't even eat meat.

by moodyEvil beaatch October 22, 2009

Hampster

A hipter that looks like they belong in a country club in the Hamptons

Ezra Koenig is a Hampster

by eswain93 February 27, 2010

Hampster Sumggler

A person who has a bush so big it looks like hampsters in their pants.

Damn! That chick is a hampster sumggler!

by Hampster Sumggler October 19, 2008

Lip Hampster

jeff foxworthy's mustache

.. Damn did you see his gay ass lip hamster...

by basile May 13, 2005

ass hampster

When you shove a hampster up your asshole. Usually done by gay men as a sexual activity.

Man i really wanna have an ass hampster i bet it would feel good

by X-Phlo April 19, 2007

Hampster

A hampster is a fat hipster.

So i was outside of a Built To Spill concert and almost got run over by a couple of hampsters.

by nick723nick January 22, 2008

Facebook Hampster

The Facebook Hamster: Stays on your FB as friends on the wheel going round and round looking at your feeds day in and day out then wanna to jump off and have some relevancy. RUSerious. You don't click like on any post but like them from your wheel. Keep drinking water, stay on the wheel and wait for me to give a hoot!

Oh, their goes John again being a DAMM Facebook Hampster! Dude, get you some business!

by CBeason August 1, 2013