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virginia hammock

When you are lying on a hammock receiving a succulent BJ and discover that your wife of 10 years is actually your fraternal twin.
I knew I was in a Virginia hammock when my wife started talking about her parents and they were also my parents.
by Blue Balls Battalion June 9, 2014
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Salty Hammock

A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.
"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"

"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."
by Tibby McAwesome August 29, 2012
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Clit Hammock

When a woman's underwear, whether unintentionally or by design, rides up between her outer labia but remains covering her clitoris and inner labia. The strip of fabric harkens to the image of a small hammock for the clitoris.
This new Victoria's Secret thong is totally becoming a clit hammock.
by Greta July 11, 2004
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Switching Hammocks

To 69.
We were switching hammocks and my mother came in!
by Switcheroo June 6, 2010
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Banana Hammock

A thong for your schlong
What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?
by Lugiratina July 28, 2014
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tangled hammock

When ur balls and boxers get in such a twisted mess, it looks like a tangled hammock
I was squriming around in my seat so much, I created a tangled hammock.
by Geoff Flash April 9, 2003
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Homeless Hammock

A Homeless Hammock is when a said Homeless person stacks all their belongings into a shopping cart and then lays on top of the items in the car, seemingly but in the air freely like a hammock.
Voit: Hey Ron, look at that homeless over there laying on a homeless hammock.

Ron: Yeah, it's wild when carts are used like that.
by Ren&Chase August 8, 2020
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