haircut fetish

A haircut fetish is when one is turned on by cutting, dyeing, and/or shaving someone's hair.

Guy 1: Whoo boy, Sofia is hot!
Guy 2: Why? To me, she's only a 7.
Guy 1: She is the definitive pick of a haircut fetishist like me. I want to cut her hair, dye her hair like Kylie Jenner, and then shave it all off!

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017

Yee-yee ass haircut

Something to get rid of.

"Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick."

by AshesDefinesShit June 26, 2021

fishermans haircut

apparenlty its when you get a hair cut and a blow job from two differnt people at the same time

Its what ive heard said about a hair dresser near my place located in the seedier end of town "you can get a fishermans haircut at that barber shop"

by James the James August 17, 2006

Hentai Protagonist Haircut

The Hentai Protagonist Haircut (or hph for short) is that generic haircut dudes get looking like a damn bowl on their head. Literally the most boring possible haircut a dude could get.

Person 1: Hey did you see Dane's recent haircut?
Person 2: No, what does it look like?
Person 1: He's sporting a damn Hentai Protagonist Haircut

by TheRaisinBranFan January 4, 2019

bowl haircut

the act of putting a bowl on your head and shaving what is out of the bowl..

the beatles have bowl haircuts.

by Project 666 August 14, 2016

Side Haircut

Haircut on the sides of your head, leaving your hair long on the top. Looks best if blended into the top. Shaven in usually a 1 or 2 setting. Mostly for men.. But girls, if you want to try it.. Go ahead..

Woah! Did you see Richard's side haircut? It's totally rad.

John's side haircut makes himself look fly af.

by Clavefor October 12, 2014

Shite or a haircut

(Scottish) To be completely confused, or to explain someone who cannot make up their mind. Also to describe a person or persons (organisation) who are completely disorganised.

"That's the 3rd time this month the council have dug up this road. They don't know if they want a shite or a haircut that lot!"

Alternativey - when observing a poor driver weaving all over the road and / or indicating the wrong way at junctions etc can be described as not knowing wether they want a shite or a haircut.

by Davie B August 1, 2006