Hagrid

a fat woman who resembles hagrid from the harry potter series. one whos cooch oozes mysterious potions. tends to make out with gay men and convince them to bang her with her pussy potions.

yo man did u see that hagrid walkin down the hall today?

yeah man she drug me into the bathroom and rode my shlong

by randal cunningham September 5, 2009

Hagrid

Slang for a big, tall, ugly, fat guy with long hair and unshaved facial hair and tattered clothing. Originates from a fictional character created by J.K. Rowling.

"Look at that Hagrid over there, begging people for money."

by ManiacManiacManiac July 10, 2004

Hagrid's Arse

a wizard swear, revolving around the size of Rubeus Hagrid's anal region.

Dude, Nicki Minaj has Hagrid's Arse!

by SASHHHHHHH August 15, 2011

Hagrid bollocks

Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools

White man: I just shot up a school with my AK69 and Hagrid Bollocks

Black man: I just robbed a bank

by I hAve GIrtH 123 July 11, 2019

A Gang of Hagrids

A gathering of tough looking motorcycle riders who travel with pets.

We drove past a gang of Hagrids. They all had tiny dogs in carriers on their motorcycles.

by Asificareokido June 28, 2017

Hagrid

When giving someone a BJ and their pubic hair sticks around your mouth

Guy 1: Dude Some slut was blowing me and after she looked like (Hagrid )
Guy 2: Who the fucks (Hagrid)?

by Teh real slim shady July 30, 2016

Hairoids

Medications taken during No-Shave November to increase facial hair growth. They are generally considered cheating by those who honestly take part in this holiday.

Man the only reason Scott even has a beard is cause of those Hairoids.

by BowChickaLowLow November 17, 2009