L. Ron Haggard

A fun way to say someone is looking haggard

It is a play on the name L. Ron Hubbard, the famous writer and founder of Scientology.

"Man, you look L. Ron Haggard"- Guy 1
"I know man, I was up partyin' until 5"'- Guy 2

by NickMacLean April 14, 2010

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Haggard

The state of a person who has just taken a marijuana rip bigger than said person can handle. Signs of haggardness generally include:
-Uncontrollable coughing
-The demanding of hydration, sometimes in a violent manner
-Physical rejection (pushing away, knocking over, throwing) of previously used piece (Bong, pipe, bubbler) that has caused haggardness

Stoner #1: HAAACK! HAAACK! BLEGGHAGHG! Oh-HACK-my-HACK-ohmygod...HACK

Stoner #2: .....Haggard, man...haggard...

by Crispy Onions January 23, 2009

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haggard

to look tired, used up, happy after a session of gay sex

dude looked haggard coming out of the bath house.

by beyman November 12, 2008

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Haggard

Fucked Up, Messed Up, Ugly As Hell, Nasty

Matt- OMG bro did you see that chick??

Nick- Ya man ehh shes ugly as hell airdaaaah!!

Matt- Bro that chick is Haggard she looks like she got hit by a train!

by Chaldean Person June 25, 2009

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