He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic

Bridge to the Picard Song.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

???

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

by fffffffffff December 24, 2007

that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

What you say when your mate, clearly incredibly intoxicated prepares immaculate sausages for dinner then brings them out the back on a plate with an atlas photo on it - but puts the plate on a wobbly table, the table falls then the plate breaks.

Mitchell: oh fuck I knocked the table over with food and plates!
Jie: that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

by heeeyyjohnny February 11, 2021

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by i had a dream and it was not t October 6, 2011

Had my cake and ate it too

The act of cumming inside of your lady and then proceeding to give her oral sex.

Bill: Can I have the room for sex?
Jon: Sure! Don't worry, I already had my cake and ate it too.

by John Motherfucking Hopkins September 29, 2010

Had I only done it sooner

Kill myself of course

Had I only done it sooner. There is no meaning for me in this life.

by I can’t stand it anymore January 7, 2021

You see how that had nothing to do with it?

It it also doesn't constitute you beating me in some cosmic sense not does it mean you were owed one.

Hym Iam "You see how that had nothing to do with it? It false pretense after false pretense terminating in the same choice you've always had."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2026

You didn't think you had to do anything about it

And you DID. And I... MOST CERTAINLY DO. Because the thought of what the rest of my life is going to BE LIKE... FILLS YOU WITH SADISTIC GLEE and the fact that you are like that makes Jordan Peterson weep like a little bitch.

Hym "You didn't think you had to do anything about it AND YOU DID. And now you want to BLAME ME for the risk it created for YOU and YOUR VERMIN CHILDREN while ignoring the risk THIS present to me as though I don't have a right to do anything about it. I don't have to pick another option and KENDRA DOES BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING RETARD. You had to do it. I didn't have to do it the right way. I didn't have to ask. And YOU DIDN'T and that's on you. This was the best that the AI creating genius could come up with and it's better than your pieces of shit deserve what YOU DESERVE... Is to bury more of your kids. But MUCH LIKE MISSY DILSNER BARLOW HAD TO DO WITH HER HUSBAND WHILE SHE SCHEDULES HERSELF FOR A 1 HOUR SHIFT AT A GROUP HOME WHERE THERE IS REASONABLE SUSPICION THAT THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING THE RETARD AND ON A DAY WHERE THERE IS ALREADY ANOTHER MANAGER AND THE ONLY CLIENT AT THE HOUSE IS THE RETARD THEY ARE SUPPOSEDLY FUCKING... I'll settle for you begrudgingly paying for my contribution to AI and then doing what the people around me SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025