haberdashery

Supposed to be a place where men accessories are, but is used in such a way:

"I want to touch your haberdashery."
Makes absolutley no sense, but it depends on how dirty your mind is.

"I want to touch your haberdashery."

by Emi-Panda August 8, 2009

haberdashery

Blantant bullshit. To go about and a decietful manner.

Did you see that haberdashery?

by eltruT December 28, 2005

haberdash

1.) A bunch of bullshit; unsupported bullshit; a notion stated a fact.

Aww, thats haberdash if he says he can jump across that huge river in one bound.

by westsan June 11, 2006

haberdash

the action of a haberdasher

Look at him haberdash, he's quite good.

by Butter January 6, 2005

haberdasher

A well-dressed androgynous woman.

Both Elly Jackson and Ellen Degeneres are quite the haberdashers.

by juropel November 30, 2010

haberdassery

Acts committed by an ass hat.

Man, you won't believe the haberdassery I ran into this morning! I think my ass hat roommate gave me mono.

by brixton April 8, 2010

Haberdash

The act of jumping into an unsuspecting group's picture, presumably to make a funny or awkward face/position.

Dude. Look at that haberdash. Wait until they see their pictures later tonight.

by crhart1 February 3, 2010