An online hotel consisting of:
A) Thirty-five year-old men still living in their mothers basement trying to talk to thirteen year old girls
B) Thirteen year old girls
A) Thirty-five year-old men still living in their mothers basement trying to talk to thirteen year old girls
B) Thirteen year old girls
by Ducky-face November 9, 2008
Get the habbo hotelmug. Habbohotel.com/.co.uk/.ca
Little people that look like legos run around talking to each other in virtual rooms that they can make themself. Highly addicting. Not worth spending money on, but you can meet some interesting people if you look hard enough. You gotta look hard though. And then theres the dramatic ones that take everything super serious.
Try not to get sucked in so much that you foget to eat though, that could be devistating.
Little people that look like legos run around talking to each other in virtual rooms that they can make themself. Highly addicting. Not worth spending money on, but you can meet some interesting people if you look hard enough. You gotta look hard though. And then theres the dramatic ones that take everything super serious.
Try not to get sucked in so much that you foget to eat though, that could be devistating.
Habbo1: Will you marry me?
Habbo2: omg! ok!
-later-
Habbo 1: This isn't working out
Habbo 2: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY HEART?
Habbod00d: I lost 50 pounds and 12 inches off my waist by switching to habbo!
Habbo2: omg! ok!
-later-
Habbo 1: This isn't working out
Habbo 2: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY HEART?
Habbod00d: I lost 50 pounds and 12 inches off my waist by switching to habbo!
by Yesss January 19, 2005
Get the habbo hotelmug. An online game designed for teens. Basically, you just walk around and talk with people. It's incredibly racist. The Habbo Mods once banned a guy who set his avatar to have black skin just for standing around. This is why it is constantly raided several times each year (however only one or two of all of these yearly raids are a complete success) by Anonymous. They dress up as nigras; A black avatar who wears a suit and has an afro. They stand by the room entrances and pool entrances and block it, shouting "POOLS CLOSED" while pissing everyone else off.
Habbo Hotel is a form of fail and cancer, and should only be played to block.
Habbo Hotel is a form of fail and cancer, and should only be played to block.
by AnonWriter August 18, 2008
Get the Habbo Hotelmug. An incredibly lesbianic pixel hotel that makes the comics from explosm.net look like works of art. The people will scream "OMFG N0000B" at you if ya don't pay freaking real life money for shitty extra pixels where you get "awesome new FAKE clothes FAKE rewards FAKE friends FAKE furniture".
DO NOT BUY THIS INCREDIBLY RETARDED GAME. Because it will suck you in and make you pay about $50 minimum to get virtual crap before you realize that Habbo is a waste of oxygen and regret ever LOOKING at the website link.
You do beauty competitions (nowadays if you make your habbo really ugly you win), mafias (wiggas with black beanies ranting lines from Soulja Boy), gay bars (lie, full of straight people pretending to be bisexuals by wearing pink turbans) and finally, HC parties that are actually full of geeky nerds who think they are cool by waving a pixelated hand in the air.
Believe me I added an HC dude on msn and WAS HE EVER FUCK UGLY I BLOCKED HIM IMMEDIATELY
DO NOT BUY THIS INCREDIBLY RETARDED GAME. Because it will suck you in and make you pay about $50 minimum to get virtual crap before you realize that Habbo is a waste of oxygen and regret ever LOOKING at the website link.
You do beauty competitions (nowadays if you make your habbo really ugly you win), mafias (wiggas with black beanies ranting lines from Soulja Boy), gay bars (lie, full of straight people pretending to be bisexuals by wearing pink turbans) and finally, HC parties that are actually full of geeky nerds who think they are cool by waving a pixelated hand in the air.
Believe me I added an HC dude on msn and WAS HE EVER FUCK UGLY I BLOCKED HIM IMMEDIATELY
This was my first conversation on Habbo Hotel:
Me(pretending to be a whore):Haii there
Loser: Hey wanna jack off
Me:Sure lets go to ur room
Loser:*shows to room*
The room is empty except for a gaybo pink bed.
Me:OH AWESUM
Loser:Yee what r u wearing in rl??somfin smexii??
Me:BOOOOOOOBBA YOU GO JACK OFF TO YA MOM *logs out*
Me(pretending to be a whore):Haii there
Loser: Hey wanna jack off
Me:Sure lets go to ur room
Loser:*shows to room*
The room is empty except for a gaybo pink bed.
Me:OH AWESUM
Loser:Yee what r u wearing in rl??somfin smexii??
Me:BOOOOOOOBBA YOU GO JACK OFF TO YA MOM *logs out*
by IHateHabbo January 11, 2009
Get the Habbo Hotelmug. Parents beware - supposedly for people age 13-18 yrs ... i wouldnt let my pre-teen on unless you want them to be sexually approached and learn about sexual 3 somes or more.... the kids at habbo need to get out more and learn proper social skills in the real world and if they need to find a date on the internet well they really do need a life. I think the example below speaks for itself and is a real example utilizing a users name and quotes what that user said in one of the hotel rooms.
by concerned parent April 12, 2005
Get the habbo hotelmug. by Aaron March 27, 2005
Get the Habbo Hotelmug. A hotel which, despite having 7000 peopel online at a time, still only has two cars in the car park. It's a pixellated hotel, you have your own avatar called a habbo and you walk around talking to people. Most of the rooms are; beauty contests, trade rooms, race rooms, beauty salons and mafias. The moderators are called Hobbas and the majority of them have their heads jammed firmly up their arses. Censor words that aren't even rude, such as "mouseindustries", "sonicmouse" and "freewebs" for no apparent reason. Teenagers buy ridiculously overpriced fake furniture for their fake rooms with real money. They charge you £2.50 per blinking month so you can wear special clothes that everyone else who's stupid enough to waste money on Habbo Club is wearing.
by Kay March 20, 2004
Get the habbo hotelmug.