Househusband

A househusband is a male person living with his partner and performing all the housework and duties that have traditionally been associated with a housewife. He values his family above anything else and is as amazing a person as any male working partner. Also called a homemaker.

-Isn't your significant other a househusband, Jenny?

-Oh, yes. And he's absolutely amazing! So supportive, and you should see him with the kids! And the food he cooks! It makes my mouth water just thinking about it.

*cue dreamy sighs*

by A Perfect Slytherin February 2, 2016

The owl house

The gayest show to ever exist besides She-ra

Person 1: Hey have you heard of that new show the Owl house?

Person 2: The gayest Show to ever exist? yes

by Noodlessssssssss October 30, 2020

House White

C17H21NO4; cocaine, coke, blow, Tokyo, Charlie, nose wines, etc..

I’ll have the “House White” my good Sir,

by Mr. & Mrs. Sniff April 2, 2020

cow house

You know, where they live?

There's a cow house like...two miles that way. Other than that, no one.

"Cow House?"

Yeah, you know, where they live...

by Glass Grade July 6, 2012

Not in THIS house

"Not in THIS house" is a phrase used to let someone know that whatever they're doing/saying is highly inappropriate. Often used in a joking manner.

Tommy is saying goodnight to his girlfriend at his parents house. An act which his parents mistake for him having sex. His mom pulls him aside and yells "Not in THIS house!"

John: "Dude your sister is so hot!"
Jack: "Not in THIS house!"

by jdizzledinmypants January 17, 2009

Kool-Aid House

The place where everyone wants to have fun and hang out, the cool house.

A: Where should we go tonight?
B: Let's go over to the Smith's
A: Yeah, that's a real Kool-Aid House, their parents are cool!

A: Let's go to the Kool-Aid House!
B: Where?
A: The Smith's house, their parents are cool

by Sultan Sam Tiff April 25, 2011

avetard house

The house where all the avetards reside aka The Ave. This is the home of all things avetard related such as the avetard coffee table, avetard sink, avetard bathroom, etc. The number one thing that you'll find here is weed, weed and more weed as all the avetards are complete weed fiends and can't go a day without it. On certain nights, you will also find the entire city of Norman posted here and make you feel like you're at the circus with all the clowns that you'll see around you. I do not recommend spending a lot of time at the house or you might catch "The Tard."

I walked into the avetard house for the first time when I went to go visit the avetards and the first thing I saw besides the dab rig was an infinite amount of trash all over the place and all of the dudes were still asleep and the avetard door was just unlocked.

by TurnM3Up July 3, 2020