Hippocracy

What Democracy turns into when all of the politicians in your country are Hippos.

After my trip to Hungry Hungry Island, I was impressed by the sophistication of the constitutional Hippocracy there.

by chevyvan June 25, 2009

Hippiecrite

A parent who was the biggest stoner back in the day but gets pissed when his or her kid smokes pot

Dad used to get high all the time in highschool but when I do it, it's not okay. He's such a hippiecrite.

by Bea December 20, 2014

hippogriff

Noun: The result of an equine (horse) and a gryphon makin' love after a night of heavy drinking. Has the forequarters of an avian and the hindquarters of an equine.

Try not to make sense of the existence of hippogriffs, just get drunk and it'll come to you.

by FluffyGryphon September 13, 2008

hippocrite

A person that overweight and denigrates others who are also overweight.

Richard: There's no way I'd ever date Florence, she's huge!
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.

by Neologician November 14, 2012

Hippycrite

One who claims to be of the hippy culture but doesn't live up to his or her proclaimed status. Usually found in rural college towns and places that have a "hip" hippy culture. Generally asimilates themselves with real hippys because it's "cool" at the time.

Al was just with us at the global warming march last week, why is he driving that Hummer now? He's such a hippycrite!

by RJ_Singleton June 13, 2007

Hippocrate

A container used in the transport of the large animal known as a hippopotamus (not to be confused with an elephant). These hippos are prone to anger and violence, most likely due to their confinement, so the hippocrate must be very sturdy and secure. A variation of the hippocrate appears in the documentary Jurassic Park, but is used to convey velociraptors.

The Philadelphia Zoo went into lockdown when it was discovered that their latest shipment of hippocrates was one hippocrate short.

by Almost Mr. Nguyen February 23, 2009

Hippogriff

Noun: The result of an equine (horse) and a gryphon makin' love after a night of heavy drinking. Has the forequarters of an avian and the hindquarters of an equine. Hippogriffs have been featured in a few works of fiction, including Harry Potter and are present in the WarCraft universe.

Try not to make sense of the existence of hippogriffs, just get drunk and it'll come to you.

by FluffyGryphon August 18, 2006